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Im also assuming there is some kind of employee discount and maybe a daily coupon for grab-and-go coffee.

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Weve visited three different White Lotus locations so far: Maui, Taormina, and Thailand.

17.Armond (Murray Bartlett), general manager at the White Lotus Maui

17.

I mean, he was killed (sad!)

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while hiding in a guests room after shitting in his suitcase.

The least troubling thing he did all week was aggressively hit on straight, married Steve Zahn.

16.Valentin (Arnas Fedaravicius), health mentor at the White Lotus Thailand

16.

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While Armonds missteps are due to a clear mental breakdown, Valentins stem from treachery and desperation .

15.Pee Lek (Yothin Udomsanti), head of security at the White Lotus Thailand

15.

You know what they say: Shit rolls up hill.

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He should have known what he had or didnt have when Gaitok tried to quit.

14.Kai (Kekoa Kekumano), server at the White Lotus Maui

14.

This is a tough one.

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Its just that he did commit an actual crime on the premises.

And, as stated earlier, thats one of the tougher things to ignore in a performance evaluation.

13.Gaitok (Tayme Thapthimthong), security guard at the White Lotus Thailand

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Pound for pound, Gaitok is the worst employee weve seen at a White Lotus property.

Heck, he even tries to quit!

In theory he should be No.

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12.Valentina (Sabrina Impacciatore), general manager at the White Lotus Taormina

12.

Valentina, beloved and put upon as she is, took the most hits upon reevaluation.

11.Giuseppe (Federico Scribani), lounge singer at the White Lotus Taormina

11.

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Playing the piano and singing Italian jazz standards at the White Lotus Taormina seems like a pretty good gig.

And for that we say arrivederci, Giuseppe!

10.Dillon (Lukas Gage), server at the White Lotus Maui

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On its face, not great.

Heavy is the head that wears the crown.

8.Thidapon Mook Sornsin (Lalisa Manobal), health mentor at the White Lotus Thailand

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Gaitok might not be great at his job, but hes got great taste in women.

No matter how beige the uniform, its nearly impossible to stay out of superstar Lisas gravitational pull.

(Unless youre Walton Goggins on a revenge-seeking mission against the man who killed your father.)

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7.Lani (Jolene Purdy), trainee at the White Lotus Maui

7.

Iconic behavior as far as Im concerned.

If your water isnt breaking day one, are you even making an impression at your new job?

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6.Rocco (Federico Ferrante), concierge at the White Lotus Taormina

6.

Rocco seems like a dream employee.

5.Amrita (Shalini Peiris), meditation teacher and spiritual leader at the White Lotus Thailand

5.

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Earlier in the week, she dug in deep with the surly, reluctant, and vengeance-focused Rick.

And I hope you hear me when I say, You are not stuck.

Unfortunately, Amrita was a sliding-doors part of Rick and Chelseas tragic ending.

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4.Pornchai (Dom Hetrakul), wellness expert at the White Lotus Thailand

4.

Is there a promotion available for the dreamiest staff member?

If so, Pornchai is first in line.

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3.Isabella (Eleonora Romandini), concierge at the White Lotus Taormina

3.

Perhaps the purest soul in the entirety of the White Lotus properties.

Gentle-natured, her biggest strike is dating a co-worker.

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Isabellas a keeper with an assistant-manager title in the near future.

2.Pam (Morgana OReilly), health mentor at the White Lotus Thailand

2.

Anyone assigned to the rapidly fraying Ratliff family deserves a promotion, if not some hazard pay.

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of the Ratliffs upon the resort-mandated cell-phone collection.

Of course shes No.

The same goes for Belinda across two seasons and locations ofThe White Lotus.

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Youre not sending just anyone to a learning retreat at a sister property halfway across the world.

Its clear that Belinda is a valued member of the White Lotus family.

But it was Belinda Lindsey who said Cant I just be rich for five fucking minutes?

Yes, you could, Belinda!

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