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There will be theories.
Many will be unhinged.
Well, that answers some of our questions from last week.
Not all, but some.
And it raises a bunch of new ones, too.Severancewill do that.
We saw a lot of things that explained what happened in theseason premiere.
We got to see Milchick on a motorcycle.
It was an eventful hour of television.
As always, the biggest questions can be found below.
And expect to see a lot of wild speculation about whatever the heck Helly is up to.
Expect a lot of wild speculation, in general, actually.
So lets assume that connection.
Part of me wants to say theyre attempting to clone a new Gemma from nothing goats, etc.
.What was that look in Hellys eye?
You know the one.
The one when she saw the surveillance footage of her Innie smooching Marks Innie.
I am willing to accept that I could be wrong here.
But thats where my head is at so far.
We see a couple of potential answers here.
The second is just a natural human curiosity.
Maybe shes lonely on the outside.
Maybe she saw her Innie kiss Mark and it tied her into a knot.
I hope she starts trying to visit Mark on the outside to see if theres chemistry there, too.
That would be funny.
People would be so mad.
I mean, a little bit, right?
I do not know why I thought that.
Cobel was his boss and she drives a clunky little hatchback.
Maybe its the mustache that fooled me.
I am often bamboozled by a mustache.
Maybe Ive seen too many action movies.
We know Dylan and Irving lived because they showed up on the severed floor later.
Yes, I have definitely seen too many action movies.
Motorcycles will do that.
.What does Burt think is going on right now?
Lets check in with Burt:
He retired from Lumon.
He was having a nice evening with his partner.
A strange man showed up at his house and started banging on his door while shouting his name.
A series of as-yet-unknown events transpired over the next few days.
I kind of hope he explains it all in a monologue at some point.
Maybe I just want to hear Christopher Walken talk.
These feelings could be related.
.Is Ms. Cobel taking that promotion or what?
Heres where it gets interesting, though: She very much still wants to be on that severed floor.
.How great are the doors made by Great Doors?
Maybe the doors really are great.
Potential customers looking up where to buy the best doors and then, blammo, GreatDoors dot com.
Geez, theyd think.
I was just looking for a good door.
But now I really want one of these great ones …
As diabolical as anything Lumon has ever done.
A couple of things here …
I will settle for a montage.
