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We are identical twins who love theGame of Thronessaga.
Martin secretly wants to be a twin?
Totally understandable he could get twice the amount of work done, finally finishingA Song of Ice and Fire.
Which brings us to the matter at hand: ranking all the twins of Westeros.
(Note: For our purposes, were looking only at the TV shows, not the novels.)
Moreover, weve also factored in the twins identicalness, or state of being identical.
We made that up, but it sounds like some shit hed say.
As much as it pains us, we have to rank these two last.
They just havent done much in the series up to this point.
They arent identical and arent even played by twins, which is a cardinal sin in our book.
Twins should be played by twins.
That said, we dont count fraternal twins as real twins.
Theyre just two singletons born on the same day.Singletonis a slur we use for single-birth individuals.
We were going to go withonesie, but that felt too cute.
5.Jason and Tyland Lannister
5.
Whats worse than two non-twin actors playing fraternal twins?
One non-twin actor playing identical twins.
It feels like twinface.
(Puns are making a comeback, it seems see OV-HO.)
4.Jaehaerys and Jaehaera Targaryen
4.
Though not played by actual twins, at least these characters are quite relevant toHouse of the Dragonthus far.
Very grateful the show spared us a visualization of the beheading.
Ultimately, Jaehaeryss death pushes Aegon II to fully commit to war with his half-sister, Rhaenyra Targaryen.
3.Cersei and Jaime Lannister
3.
Speaking of incest, where would we be without Cersei and Jaime?
Are we thrilled by the stereotype of twins committing incest being pushed to a mass audience?
Plus, Lena Headey does such a remarkable job playing Cersei.
She alonedeserves this high ranking.
We dont think weve ever hated and loved a character more than we have Cersei.
She was masterful and ruthless at playing the game.
The scene where she blows up the Great Sept with wildfire while sipping wine isGodfather-esque.
But its a pity these two werent played by actual fraternal twins.
Otherwise, they would have finished at No.
The incest doesnt help their ranking either.
2.The Twins
2.
Home of the despicable House Frey, the Twins is also the location of the infamous Red Wedding.
The Twins towers are also the most identical entity on our list.
Well, aside from …
1.Arryk and Erryk Cargyll
1.
This brings us to our top twins: the Cargyll brothers.
Since they are played by identical twins (Luke and Elliott Tittensor), they immediately claim the No.
We will miss the Cargyll twins, but we appreciate what theyve done for identical-twin representation in the media.
They are our Jackie Robinson, shattering the double glass ceiling for all twins.
