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Sorry for shouting there.
It is easily the most should be narrated by a B-list comedian event at the Olympics.
People in the crowd at Vaires-sur-Marne Nautical Stadium should have airhorns.
These are the highest compliments I know how to give.
I … Im not even sure there are rules?
(Okay, there are rules, andhere they are.)
I mean,look at these maniacs.
I have watched that video three times.
I cant explain anything I saw with any degree of certainty.
This decreases my excitement about it exactly zero percent.
Do you need more convincing?
Was a mess of wet chaos ending in a gold medal not enough for you?
That could make for an awkward Thanksgiving dinner in the Fox household.
I suppose they dont have Thanksgiving in Australia.
and How much do Kayak Cross competitors make?
and Is there a professional Kayak Cross league?
and Is there a Kayak Cross channel somewhere deep in my cable package?
and Has anyone ever died doing Kayak Cross?
Lots to investigate here.
Which is kind of what makes the Olympics so fun.
Again, its a spectacle.
