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We go into the reunion not to clarify what happened, but to revisit it.
This season ofReal Housewives of Salt Lake Cityandits blockbuster Bermuda Triangle finaleis quite the opposite.
Whats Going On With the Black Eye?
How did it happen?
Was it a fight?
Did Heather say something to Jen and she snapped?
Was it an accident?
Why did Heather decide to lie for Jen?
Is that why Heather kept quiet?
And if so, what did Jen have on her?
When did Bravo find out about the potential assault, and has it done anything about it?
ApparentlyBravo investigated what happenedbut didnt have any footage of the incident, so did Heather lie?
Is that some kind of HR violation?
Could her job be in jeopardy because of it?
(c’mon, like they could fire her after her EGOT-caliber performance.)
Did the other ladies really not learn about the incident with Jen until Heather announced it at that dinner?
Why did Heather decide to reveal it now?
Willthe evil-eye eye patchmake a reappearance?
If Monica says it wasnt her account, then whose was it?
How, exactly, was Monica involved in the posting operation?
What, if any, part did Jen play in this?
Just what did the account say about all of the other women?
But the examples the show gave us seem a little weak.
(Seems like yes.)
Who is running the account now?
Will they be making merch?
And do we have to keep spelling it with those annoying parentheses in the name?
That leads to an even bigger question …
Whats Going On With Monica?
When did this whole thing start?
Did it start before?
Did she really think she could keep this account a secret while still getting to know the women intimately?
Did she ever intend on telling the women about the account?
Was her mother helping Reality Von (Tea)se too?
Did Monica really make her mother walk home when she returned her car?
Did she really have an affair with her brother-in-law?
Did her family really diss her at the last minute in Bermuda?
Did she ever really think Angie K was in the Greek mafia?
And what about her claim that she leaked only the Jen Shah videos?
Even if she comes clean, how will we know that is the truth?
Can this saga have a fulfilling conclusion with Monica still around?
Likelihood well get answers:Monica will have answers, but theyll just bring up more questions.
How Did Heather Figure It Out?
She says to verify she called a friend at [bleep].
Okay, what is the bleep?
Is it Instagram or Meta?
Is it someone at the FBI?
Is it a journalist who investigated it for Heather?
Was it Bo Dietl?
Is the bleep really justCatch again?
If not, why?
If she did, why did they all seem so shocked when it came up?
Likelihood well get answers:If they bleeped it out, theres a reason.
What Did Bravo Know and When?
First of all, one doesnt apply to be a Housewife, but did she?
Did she ever tell producers about the account?
(Seems like no, but this is not definitive.)
If they did know and kept it from the women, can they ever trust production again?
When and how did they become interested in Monica anyway?
Was it because of Jens case?
Did someone else from the cast recommend her?
(We know it wasnt Angie K, who was all up in RVTs DMs.)
Does this mean that just anyone with a fan account can get on the show now?
Likelihood well get answers:Andy has to tell us whether producers knew about the account.
The rest may be left unsaid.
Whats Up With the Security Footage?
How did they know about the security footage?
Was this something that Tenesha, the hairstylist who confirmed many of Heathers suspicions, revealed?
Did they then go back and get the footage to put in the episode?
Did Meredith review it before saying Monica was in it?
Did Monica find it in the bathroom and take it?
Did she steal it in the first place?
Did other things go missing around Monica?
Likelihood well get answers:Low, but you know Lisa Barlow has her cybersecurity team on it.
Is Tenesha Still Doing Heathers Hair?
If not, when did she get fired?
Was it after the Bermuda Triangle or before?
And if she is still doing Heathers hair, why in the holy glam squad is that happening?
Likelihood well get answers:This will be one of Andys first questions.
Did the Women Orchestrate the Final Dinner?
Did they preplan the order?
Did they preplan the questions?
Were they doing this as a ruse to keep Monica engaged?
Did they plan this all out for maximum impact?
Did the producers help with this at all?
Likelihood well get answers:Bravo hates revealing anything that suggests the shows are preplanned.
Will Monica Be Back for Another Season?
Ah, the biggest question of all.
Could Bravo reward this behavior by giving her another season?
But if they get rid of her, how will the story continue?
On the other hand, therest of the cast has refollowed heron Instagram.
Even reading the tea leaves is making it hard to get the tea.
