Vanderpump Villa
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I know I would.
And, bonus, Bernard scored higher on his SATs than Hannah did.
They dont even have one bartender on the USS Captain Sandy, but Lisa needs two?
Also two events people?
She says, We put a lot of thought into the signature events.
Immediately, she hires a new girl, Nikki, who is giving majorTawny Kitaenvibes.
Why do we need her?
They did a fine job with Emily, one of the housekeepers, on service with Hannah and Marciano.
Also, there are only ever eight guests at a time.
How many servers could you possibly need?
Eric says, I have to show Lisa Im doing my job as chateau manager.
Okay, but what is that job?
Like, what does Ericdo?
He doesnt manage the staff because none of them respect him.
He doesnt seem to be taking much care of the grounds other than corralling the animals.
Sure, he looks great flexing shirtless in a mirror, but do you even need Eric?
Isnt Lisa doing the job of a manager quite effectively?
Thats what I mean about this show having too much staff.
They run those kids ragged!
There are no constraints, and constraints always make drama.
She should have hired five people and had them running around all day and then shagging all night.
That is a show I would watch.
That is a cute idea, but do you know how many noxious fumes are released by burning sequins?
Someone should submit an OSHA violation.
The problem is that presupposes Hannah has a brain.
Who the fuck cares, Eric!
The one thing you do not express at a divorce party is regret for the ex.
because theyre both divorced, and Eric mentions that his divorce was acrimonious.
The first is that she got Q Anoned or something like that (NXIVM, maybe?
), and their different opinions were so unsustainable they had to get divorced.
What could have gone so wrong?
and wont be interacting with the guests anymore.
At the same staff meeting, Lisa introduces hottie Nikki to make all of Marcianos nightmares come true.
She asks if Marciano thinks the new girl is hot and if theyve hooked up before.
Um, is this how a secure person behaves?
Nikki has been there ten minutes and Hannah is threatened.
God, she sucks.
His response makes her feel totally unwanted.
Now they are fighting for no reason other than booze and the cameras being on.
Fire half of them and let Stephens earring initiate the whole place.
Theyd make an excellent, drama-free team.
