Vanderpump Villa
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Filenes Basement Jax Taylor is doing my head in.
He knows hes a liar.
He knows hes full of shit.
He knows hes a horrible person.
He just doesnt want to change it.
Marciano is under the mistaken impression that hes a good guy who does bad things.
Im going to need to wake you up from this Rip Van Winklesize dream of yours.
The episode starts with Grace freaking out on Marciano.
He doesnt care that much and goes back to hang out with the guests.
Hannah says, Am I being set up right now?
Why would they lie?
Did he think no one would see it?
Did he not think Hannah would be upset?
I will give Hannah credit for one thing.
Thank the sweet Catholic Jesus.
So many times on reality shows, we see girl-on-girl crime because some asshole guy cheated.
Im not saying blame all men, but, in these instances, blame all men.
This Ava Max superfan invited the staff to play a game where they talked shit about each other.
What did he think was going to happen?
The poppers and creatine addict started this.
The guests also didnt like that the staff was fighting.
Or is this what the guests want?
Is this what they want?
I cant figure out if this is a bug or a feature.
Oh, Marciano, do not make promises you know you cant keep.
This will definitely happen again.
It will always happen again because this is who Marciano is.
The next guests who arrive are Chizi and his friends, a bunch of hot single dudes.
Again, I ask, do the guests really want to hang out with these people?
And is Lisa basically operating a brothel?
Is this the French countryside version ofWestworldwhere the guests can just fuck any of the staff robots they want?
This isnt a punishment; this is a good time!
Initially, everyone, including Hannah, is attracted to the hottest guy in the bunch, Dan.
Well, thats what I wrote in my notes.
He could be anything.
But at least we have a story focused on someone other than Marciano or Hannah.
If theres one thing this series could use, its a little bit of variety.
