Vanderpump Rules
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I dont know that I have time for this again.
Jax rationalizes to Sandoval that the whole world is talking shit about him.
With Jax back, this was an episode about everything old being new again.
Scheana and Ariana have a sit down where Scheana apologizes for everyone thinking shes mad at Ariana.
Ariana says shes sorry she didnt personally tell her aboutDancing With the Starsbecause it was her lifelong dream.
Same old fights, brand new resolutions.
That said, Scheana and Arianas conversation was more than that.
Scheana also hints to Ariana that she wants to normalize relations with the rouge nation know as Sandovalistan.
Ariana interprets this as Scheana wanting to be friends with Sandoval again.
We saw so many scroungy parties at this house but this is, by far, the scroungiest.
Even worse is when Sandoval tries to flirt with the girls while theyre wading in his pool.
First of all, this is giving me major, It rubs the lotion on her skin vibes.
The only thing I like about her is that Schwartz calls her Joseph, which I find endlessly amusing.
Otherwise, I dont think Katie is wrong about her and her crackhead energy.
This seems more like a Jos mom problem.
(Is her name Marmee?
Does she have a dead daughter named Beth?)
(I am coming around on Ally, though.
Watch this space.)
Katie takes in Toms apology but knows its worth as much as half of a Chuck E. Cheese ticket.
He doesnt want that, though; he wants back innow.
Instead, its an intense conversation he has with Scheana that makes him storm out.
Tom says that hes tired of being the scapegoat.
Dude, you are thegoatgoat.
You are the animal.
You are the reason this all happened, and no one is trying to place unnecessary blame on you.
(Did she just learn this?
Did one of her gays justsend her the GIFfor the first time?
Why is she wearing this out?)
Weve all done fucked-up shit, Tom says as he leaves.
Yeah, we all fuck up.
We all do fucked-up shit.
In the realm of fucked-up shit, thats pretty high up there, mama.
She finds a chunk of hair adhered to the floor in what must be a spilled Loverboy or something.
She finds someone put a cigarette out in the guacamole.
She finds a bikini top slung over the back of a chair.
She finds someones dignity cowering in a corner and someones self-worth trying to make itself vomit in the bathroom.
Also, there are lots of babies and people living in condos.
Isnt this a show about growing up?
Why are we in condos?
