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There is nothing I find funnier than how much the editors hate DJ James Kennedy.

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Thank you, editors, for reminding us.

Lala is inside talking to Ally about Jamess sobriety.

Ally says its been three months, and Lala says, Those first 30 days are the hardest.

Cut to James outside shouting, These are weed!

He may not be drunk, but he is still playing with fire.

He says that was the moment he decided he needed to stop drinking.

He says this time, hes doing it for himself.

James gets his redemptive moment at the end of the episode.

1 Guy in the Group energy in him like hes some hero.

Meanwhile, Katie Maloney Schwartz Maloney is not getting anywhere near this consideration.

They showed her wearing a denim bustier …at a pool party.

That is the meanest thing weve ever seen.

Just like a man.

Yes, shes not wrong generally, but it was the tone.

She says all this while looking into a hand-mirror and reapplying her makeup.

She cant even say Schwartzs name.

It was very Stassi season two, and it knocked me totally off-kilter.

Also, her show.

But also his mental health.

But also her show.

But also his mental health.

I have to think yes.

Lisa has many good qualities, but she is a terrible actress.

You see a whole different emotion in her scene with Scheana (her scene-a?)

and Lala than we do with the smarm when she unleashes Graham on James.

She does seem worried, but I dont think we really need to be sectioning anyone at this point.

It seems like they really managed to mend some holes in their friendship.

Whether or not anything will come of it (OMG, should theydate?!?!?!

), it was sweet to see.

Im like, Okay, is this a sex-toy shop?

Is this a lingerie shop?

Are we going to therapy?

What is going to be so intimate?

Its a place for plunge pools.

Called Into Me Sea.

What was even worse was when Schwartz went to Sandovals house to talk about the Tahoe trip.

I dont know about Jo.

Last year, Katie said she was Kristen Doutes crazy friend.

Sandoval is not ready.

He wants to talk to Lala about how much merch she sold thanks to him.

For them to not understand what they did was so fucked up, he says.

Lala and Scheana showed the entire nation how to treat us.

Hes not wrong there.

But Sandoval is also entirely missing the point.

A stupid hat or two.

Definitely at least three pairs of novelty sunglasses that everyone will hate.

Some extra white nail polish.

Those are easy, but what about the rest?

Ann thinks about what one should wear to apologize to your friends and make amends.

Shes never done it before so she wouldnt know, but she thinks maybe he shouldnt pack.

Yes, thats what to bring.

If you want real forgiveness, it has to be begged for completely naked.