Vanderpump Rules
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Scheana Shays superpower is that she can make absolutely anything about her.
This year, with the show blowing up, Scheana got her first Maybe!
was really just a If Ariana says no, then youre our runner-up.
Thats what Scheana is: second place.
But so is everyone on the show right now because of Arianas ascendency.
When Scheana found out the news, of course she should have been happy for Ariana.
She couldnt drop a Girl, Ive been trying to get on that show for years!
That is the only appropriate response and a way to make it about herself in the least painful way.
She is absolutely correct.
The whole conversation Lala has with Ariana when they get coffee together is quite telling.
Later, Ariana issues such a statement, and it proves to be helpful.
Ariana is basically sabotaging herself and the show.
Its basically the same way that Katie felt last year after her divorce from Tom.
But Ariana did something Katie never did and issued a him or me ultimatum.
Ariana is not allowing for any of this, nor is Katie Maloney Schwartz Maloney.
Oh, boy, did the meanest woman on reality television come out to play this episode.
(At least the chic lesbian haircut is still working for her.)
Katie has lunch with Lala, Scheana, and Kristina Kelly (always both names!
), and Scheana brings up how she started to forgive Sandoval in Tahoe.
Scheana cannot afford to piss off Ariana.
Who is going to pay for all of Summer Moons new outfits to match her cast?
Scheana says, Im finally, five months later, going through an actual grieving process.
Ariana has already grieved the loss of this while making millions of dollars and living her best life.
Katie tells her that was a billion years ago, and Scheana says she never gets over these things.
Katie says, Well, try.
Katie wants to forget all of this because it makes her look horrible.
Katie tells the group she has no sympathy for Scheana and wants the conversation to end.
He interfered in my marriage.
He made everyone think I was a monster, even my ex-husband, I think.
Okay, the customary Dame Brian thing would be to say, But you are a monster, Katie!
but Im not going to do that today.
Katie disregarding Scheanas feelings isnt going to make them go away.
That is the best case Ive seen for not being friends with this dude so far.
It was 7:12 p.m., and she had tickets for a 7:52 p.m. screening ofBarbieat the Grove.
If she was ever going to make it, shed have to leave then.
Suddenly, she heard a bellow throughout the house.
he shouted down the stairs.
She trudged upstairs and saw Tom standing in the middle of his too-bare bedroom.
What do you think, Ann?
he said as he pulled the necklace out from under the collar of his sweater vest.
He pushed it back under the collar of his sweater vest.
he said, pulling it again.
he said, pushing it.
Or …
Tom, I think they both look great, she said, edging toward the door.
But I have to get going, Im going to see
Out?
Should she have gone in and met her friends or waited outside until the movie was over?
