Vanderpump Rules
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I have a serious pitch for Bravo, and it isDate My Ex: Katie & Tom.
Maybe they have sex with each others best friends and then tell the other about it.
You left your stuff here, Katie tells Schwartz.
I love that Katie still feels responsible for Tom but has no accountability for him.
I love her attitude.
Shes silly and playful but also totally direct.
This is a young woman totally in control of her faculties.
They definitely have Lisa Frank Trapper Keepers.
and was always attracted to them but never did anything because she was always with Tom Schwartz.
Know what, though?
I dont really care that much.
Both the dates turn out to be duds.
In the episodes final scene, Schwartz calls Jo to his apartment to basically break up with her.
It seems she thought they were a lot closer than he did.
Ugh, remember how hard Katie had to work to get this guy to commit?
Jo, get out of there now and save yourself years of agony.
But since he welcomed her onto the show, it cant be just that.
She leaves crying, and Tom, always wanting to hey everyone, is shouting Joseph, Joseph!
after her, but she darest not turn around lest she turn into a pillar of salt.
I feel a little bad for her after this episode.
I agree with Lala: Jo is entirely harmless.
Does she try too hard?
Would I avoid her if I were to run into her at a bar?
But shes trying to be an asshole or steal anyones man.
Katie sees this as some betrayal, but for what, exactly, I dont know.
Is it because everything she thinks she knew about Scandoval was because the news broke?
And she thought Sandoval and Ariana were broken up.
It seems Jo has been around this friend group for years.
I dont know, Im still suspicious of all of this.
Okay, but why are you mad at Jo?
I dont get it.
But Katie isnt wrong.
Lala, like a weather vane with lip implants, always goes whichever way the wind blows.
Many on the show (even me in the recaps) keep telling Ariana to move out.
But what about Tom?
(Dont let it be about Tom.
)Why cant he vacate the premises?
Is it because we all know hes not making any money?
that led to her own betrayal.
Can I help you?
Hi, Im Craig, he says.
No, Im Toms assistant.
Im Toms assistant too.
He didnt say anything about you.
He didnt say anything aboutyou.
Did you replace me?
Are you breaking up with me?
You just replaced me and cant even have the decency to tell me to my own face.
You wait for me to figure it out by discovering your new assistant in my place on the island.
