Vanderpump Rules
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I got everything that I really wanted from this season ofVanderstupid Droolsso maybe I should just quit now.
tell Katie Maloney Schwartz Maloney to get a stylist.
Im talking about Brock Shay, husband of Scheana Shay, in his Speedo.
My man Brock didnt have the best episode, though.
But it seems like Brock might have some bigger issues with Scheanas mom.
Brock, dude, you just need to take a back seat on this one.
Um, yeah, Scheana.
Thats how nannies work.
Yes, Sandoval, but really Hippie, the artist formerly known as Graham Cracker.
Of course Lisa did, and she told James not to say anything.
Of course she needed to make it into a TV moment, and it was really annoying.
But its not as annoying as just sending James home with the dog.
Graham is mostly well-behaved, which I think we can safely say is true about Sandoval as well.
He gets some good advice from the people around him.
Lisa says, You have the rest of your life to get your point across; lets not attack.
Were not your enemy; were just very hurt friends.
This isnt just about them forgiving me.
This is something we need to mutually move on from together.
Hes not wrong, but the time to move on together is way far down the road.
Im talking about seasons 13, 14, or 15.
Right now, we are in the beg to keep your spot on the show phase.
Schwartz says he hates being 40 and single.
Scheana cries out about the restraining order that Rachel put against her.
Still not getting it, still blaming them for the thing that he started.
This is actually a great strategy for Tom.
(Look at me, approachingPump Ruleslike itsThe Traitors.)
If he can get James to quiet the noise, he has a decent shot with everyone.
Sandoval is sitting there (wearing a lightning bolt necklace!
Sandoval says it wasnt that easy, but it was.
But James is right.
Finally, Tom says the words that seem so hard for him.
He apologizes to James for hurting their relationship and for not being the big brother that James always needed.
He says he wants to acknowledge Jamess feelings and make amends.
Thats all they want!
Thats all they need!
Its not so hard, is it, Tom?
There is the distinct revving noise in the background.
If Tom wants half, he can get half.
Um, Tom, Ann shouts over the sawing.
I think you might need to come home.
