Vanderpump Rules
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What is that foul stench that just wafted in from the past?
It cant be saved even by magic mushrooms and ayahuasca like Jesses therapist advises.
Jesse spends the whole event flirting with some girl who is selling terrible clothes for Burning Man.
Thats when Luke gets up from the table and joins the fray.
Luckily, Zacks hair helmet prevented any head injury from occurring.
It turns out that Michelle had a boyfriend for a year while still married to Jesse.
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Good work all around.
He tells James that Katie was spreading rumors about him cheating on Brittany.
I could tell you from the moment they got married that Jax was going to cheat on her.
That is what he does.
Girl, it is poppingoffin the Valley.
Theres our Lisa, front and center, let me tell you.
Did you see him lounging in the pool in his Speedo?
I couldnt stop drooling but also couldnt stop wishing he wouldnt yell at his wife like that.
Cant I scoop out Brocks brain with a melon baller and replace it with a really smart dogs?
Brock is upset because hes failing his family by not bringing in as much money as Scheana.
Scheana tells him something that was heartbreaking in two different ways for two different reasons.
I have never needed the And I Oop video more than I need it right at this minute.
(That monstrosity of a sentence is brought to you by goat-cheese balls and bad decisions.)
He says Scheana should let the nanny do it.
Wait, did they get a nanny?
All this time, I thought she didnt want a nanny because she was worried about her kid.
No, she doesnt want a nanny because shes worried about her marriage.
That makes so much more sense.
All the child care, none of the worry.
Im going to make a fortune.
But they all have.
Lala sold hoodies, Katie has the sandwich shop, Scheana has her little song.
That is what they are here for.
Say motherfucking what now?
Yes, we love to play our favorite game, HDSMTAH (How Does Scheana Make This About Herself?
), but she actually was involved.
She cant help her justified reaction to throwing Rachels phone in the street.
Dont tell me these people arent involved.
If Tom had cheated with some rando, this would have been a blip.
But he didnt, and it became bigger than Gronks jockstrap.
So, yeah, Scheana is involved, and its Toms fault.
But Scheana also tells him that it involved her because it made her think differently about her husband.
Youve been the other woman in a relationship, he says.
You could hear the OH!
This is Toms go-to move, to show everyone that they were horrible at one time, too.
Yes, Scheana slept with a married dude.
Well, I dont mean that he slept with a married dude, I meant he also cheated.
But Toms point continues to be spurious because, well, what he did was worse.
It was worse than all of them.
It doesnt slow; it doesnt even look at them, but they hear a woman screaming, Wheeee!
as it zooms past them.
Ann is getting the hell out of the Valley for good.
Its popping off a little too much for her taste.
