Carrie: Big is moving to Paris.

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Congrats: Your eyes have fully recovered from staring directly into the eclipse.

To find out just how much you yapped this month, we created a helpful quiz.

In both cases, the potential jurors were dismissed.

In response U.K. journalist Rivkah Brown accused the author of being a Holocaust denier in a post.

TikToks response?Its not going anywhere.

See you here next month.

.Quaking in 4K

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Videos of unaware New Yorkers experiencing a rare earthquakewhile doing a fit check.

(Fine, New Jersey was the center, but they tell people they live in New York.)

The reason for the move?

The property is across the street from Schwarzeneggers mother, Maria Shriver.

Unfortunately, My mommy made me do it doesnt fly when youre 34 years old.

Why Its a 2:Can I say I knew about this home before the scandal?

But it takes something particularly egregious to make people of so many different stripes this annoyed.Andhobbits.They know their houses!

I wish people online had anything better to get this worked up about than a hypothetical childrens movie.

Think: West Elm Caleb.

We messed up, CEO Lim said in the follow-up.

We understand where youre coming from and were making immediate changes.

In this year 2024, in the era of influencers, why not both?

This was not an April Fools joke.

.Pod politics

Dont let TikTokers fool you podcasts are where the real tea happens.

Whileredditors were all over this gossip, everyone else still calls Broski kombucha girl.

Brands are allowed to want a certain image and look with their product, he said.

They are allowed to make things for the people they want to make them for.

He was immediately called out by both fans and fellow creators, includingDrew Afualo.

.A cozy controversy

Cardio, but cozy, has been the brand of creatorHope Zuckerbrowsince 2023.

Her Cozy Cardio videos promote a gentler, self-care approach to exercise that doesnt involve intimidating workouts or overexertion.

In a conversation with Vulture, she shared what the experience was like.

Why Its a 4:If theres one thing TikTok loves, its a niche.

For that reason, you likely have no one to talk to about it.

While there are many supplies of glycine on the market, Donghua Jinlong is the best money can buy.

Not only is it indecipherable conceptually, its half in a different language.

Even in English, amino acids mean nothing.

So whilethis videoof a diva theatrically learning their fate has a happy ending,this divawas down.

Nobody cares about him anymore, he adds.

Unfortunately for Preda, however,nowthey do, because Frantacame back swinging.

I dont think about you.

The internet doesnt think about you …

If my crime is being boring, your crime is being nothing.

And this is why its important to have grown-up influencers: They have grown-up insults.

So, how online were you?

1630 POINTS: Above-averagely online.Can someone just tell you whether to delete TikTok or not?

No thanks, you drew the line for new apps at BeReal.

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