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I cant really articulate why I constantly think about that scene.

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This is a very Fincherian thing:to feel like destroying something beautiful.

Its perverted, yet satisfying, and dare I say, a touch erotic.

Its a murder scene.

In a gnarly touch, the ad closes out with a yellow-emoji stress ball exploding through its eyes.

All those accusations are true, by the way.

It was also a place that routinely made cultural moments out of new product releases anddeft use of advertising.

But these days, the defining image is Tim Cooklimply waving the checkered flagat a Formula One race.

Name one other recent iPad ad.

Are you really excited about another iPhone?

Sure, the hubbub around Crush!

could ultimately be seen as a win.

At least were talking about it, right?

But my issue with the spot is aesthetic: It shouldve gone harder.

You pray for more sweat, more bodily fluid.

You know what else an iPad replaces?

The need to see your friends in person; they shouldve gone under the press, too.

A braver version of Apple wouldve just owned its reputation as a tech overlord.

Make me call you Daddy already.

Cmon, make me feel something.

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