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KFC has the Colonel.
Bernies has Marty and Missy.
My tomach hurting so for bad, and my head body too not being of for good today.
Miller defines it as, simply, brain rot.
@MissyMcIntosh
When did you first meet?Marty Miller:A whole entire one single year ago.
Miller:And now he actually works with us!
McIntosh:We were really sad to lose him.
Miller:She was mad.
McIntosh:I kind of was, randomly.
Miller:I started, and Missy trained me.
McIntosh:Horribly, I think.
Miller:No, you did good.
And I feel like we were fast friends.
McIntosh:Nottoofast, though.
Miller:Yeah, sure, whatever.
What did you do to win her over?Miller:Be my completely perfect gorgeous self.
McIntosh:Its just that sometimes people can be phony-nice at first.
So it wasnt too much, too fast, and then suddenly we became inseparable.
McIntosh:Were just gonna feed our souls and be happy as hell.
Miller:We did a paddleboat, and it was the best day ever.
So this summer we were like, We have to re-create that.
We have togetin a boatsomehow.
Miller:Missy was getting dumped by someone whos obviously delusional and needs a lot of help.
And we drove to this lake, Miss Piss.
Whats it called again?
Miller:Miss Piss.
For the year that weve been friends, we were always like, Wehaveto be making TikToks.
Miller:We have so many ideas, but we never do anything with them.
McIntosh:Were always like, Wait, thats the best idea I ever heard.
This one was not planned in the least.
I just started filming Marty and we were like [widens eyes and gives a puckered smile].
Miller:We thought it was hilarious, obviously.
Had you already been doing that voice to each other before you made the video?
Which is the reason why its changed a lot.
Its close to that, but it does shift.
McIntosh:Mine, when Im alone, is kind of a motivational speaker.
And when Im with you, Im just glad.
Miller:The last thing we are is consistent.
What is this language?
Who are these characters?Miller:That is so interesting you ask.
We are people who have no idea.
I wish more than anything I could tell you what it is.
Now I feel like its an alien, learning every day.
Miller:A happy alien.
McIntosh:You take a sentence and completely take a bat to it.
Miller:And throw in the wordscompletely, awesome, beauty, golden.There are some key words.
Anyone can do it, really.
Anyone can whistle, and anyone can speak like this.
McIntosh:Completely is all I can say now.
Ill speak for myself.
We can look at life from this different perspective, this weird alien, Russian chat bot perspective.
It rewires your brain.
Its cathartic, randomly.
Miller:If I may, we are extremely mentally ill. We are not well.
And this is helpful.
McIntosh:And I had 200.
Miller:So its quite funny and shocking.
McIntosh: Were getting stopped every day, for sure.
But I dont know when the first time was.
Miller:Its fun.
Im not gonna lie and say, Its annoying and uncomfortable.
No, its sweet and nice and fun.
McIntosh:My mom was like, I mean this is a miracle.
Miller:Orit makes complete mathematical perfect sense.
Do people come into the restaurant to see you guys?McIntosh: People definitely come in.
We dont know if were gonna get fired over this.
Miller:Were just trying to be as cool as possible.
Miller:Bernies was already popping the hell off.
Which, for the record: Come to Bernies.
McIntosh:We owe everything to Bernies.
Its just so fun to do something like this with your friend because its on complete accident.
Its a show that we put on every night.
Everyone that works there is very unique, very alpha.
The show writes itself.
Its wild in there.
Miller:All of a sudden theyre recording, and theyre like, Say hi to my girlfriend!
And Im like, Hi Stacy, I guess!
Because its busy, and we have to work.
What does management think of all of this?McIntosh: They know that were doing crazy stuff online.
Miller:But theyre supportive.
Earlier this year, I did my solo show, and the entire front of house staff came.
Im actually doing my solo showatBernies on October 7, and Missy is opening.
McIntosh:On a Monday, which is when were closed.
One of the owners, Taylor, is really supportive of everyones outside endeavors and dreams.
They hire people that are a certain performer-bang out.
I did not want to make a video, but we were like, We should just make one.
Should we go party?
McIntosh:We really feed off each others energy.
I did fall into a dark hole where I was making a sock puppet every day during the pandemic.
So you’re able to imagine.
Youre doing new characters now, too.Miller:I love those little girls.Huge juggy wuggies.
McIntosh:A friend literally lost a button on their dress and has these nice boobs.
Miller:And we really ran with it.
Miller:Youre changing the world.
McIntosh:Im kind of a spiritual leader.
Where do you see these characters going next?Miller:Who the hell knows?
McIntosh:Hopefully on a cruise in Mexico.
Miller:Hopefully to an all-inclusive with a lazy river.
McIntosh:We want to go on a trip.
But frankly, I could do this voice til I die, and keep making funny videos with Missy.
Nothing makes me happier.
