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Warning: Spoilers ahead for the plot and ending ofThe Substance.
Were not just talking drinking-on-antibiotics levels of bad (but dont do that!
), were talking about full-blown body horror.
can recalibrate (just go with it).
Just in case the substance fromThe Substanceever turns out to be real, heres how youshouldmanage it.
While Elisabeth keeps Post-its on a paper calendar, its clear that Sue neglects all forms of calendar organization.
Cant these women figure out a shared G-cal?
She couldve even settled for just a different kind of billboard, maybe one for Apple TV+sSugaror Liquid IV.
Has she seen all ofThe Sopranos?Deadwood?
and instead, shes watching daytime television.
Even when it seems like itsherleaving dishes in the sink, its on you!