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Were not just talking drinking-on-antibiotics levels of bad (but dont do that!

), were talking about full-blown body horror.

can recalibrate (just go with it).

Just in case the substance fromThe Substanceever turns out to be real, heres how youshouldmanage it.

While Elisabeth keeps Post-its on a paper calendar, its clear that Sue neglects all forms of calendar organization.

Cant these women figure out a shared G-cal?

She couldve even settled for just a different kind of billboard, maybe one for Apple TV+sSugaror Liquid IV.

Has she seen all ofThe Sopranos?Deadwood?

and instead, shes watching daytime television.

Even when it seems like itsherleaving dishes in the sink, its on you!