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We can all tell that somethings wrong in the universe right now.
A lot of things, really.
Heres the deal: The other day,Peoplepublishedan interview with Witherspoon and herYoure Cordially Invitedco-star Will Ferrell.
Between their ribbing, Witherspoon told the story of a moment that literally haunts her.
But I had never been to this award ceremony, so I thought it was like a roast.
So I got up and I roasted her.
So who could this grudge-holding mystery actress be?
Thank God for the internet.
Mere hours after the interview was posted,Just Jared crackedthe case.
Witherspoon remembered the day Winslet first rang her doorbell, shortly after moving to her neighborhood.
Including, the fan site said, one about laser-hair removal.
Ding, ding, ding!
(Allegedly, I should say: Winslets team has not confirmed anything.)
Sounds like a big deal!
And those Britscan certainly be old-fashioned.
Now, theyno longer speak?!
When youve already shared so many bawdy, tawdry, and drunken moments together?
Imagine what weve missed out on in the last nearly 20 years: Buddy comedies!
Kate starring in a middling adaptation of a Reeses Book Club pick!
Kate couldve even returned the favor by embarrassing Reese at some stodgy American awards show!
Instead, these two seem to barely cross paths, and the world is certainly worse off for it.
World peace may be unattainable, but I can still dream of peace between these icons.
Maybe they can patch things up in time to present together at the Oscars?
