Save this article to read it later.
Find this story in your accountsSaved for Latersection.
The full moon is out.
The Victory Lap blondes are taking shots.
The Ratliff brothers are kissing with tongue.
We are inching ever closer to the answer we seek, which is: What is my spiritual purpose?
No, wait, thats Piper.
Hard to think about something that matters to me less than this self-serious middle childs quest for self-discovery.
Lets ask the question wereallywant answered: Who will kill and who will be killed?
The man cannot walk without stepping on a rake and my sympathy for him is at zero.
I think you have it.
He is asking for death and I will not be able to grieve him if it comes, sorry!
Yet he permits Gaitok to linger even though he knows theres no one in the security booth?!
There was literally just an armed robbery?!?
Do we think he was secretly relieved to finally be Frenching his brother?
Cant wait to see how he feels in the morning!
.Lochlan
Lochlan wonders if life is just a test to see if we can become better people.
I wonder if he passed the test by kissing his brother with tongue??
Or is she afraid to stress-test her intellectual curiosity and find it wanting?
are bullshit was going to endear them to her cause?
(Re: her daughters imminent move to this exact location: You want to live in Tawain?)
What wasyourfavorite part of her horrified response to Pipers plan?
Mine was her retort to Pipers assertion of the monks legitimacy being that hed written books: So?
Charles Manson wrote books!
Bill Clinton wrote a book!
Hillary Clinton wrote FIVE books!
Again, the accent work I am going to have to drink mah-self tuh sleep!
is an absolute delight.
.Timothy
Distracted, sweaty, useless.
Get it?!?
Again Victorias reply is such a setup.
(Youve already succeeded in every way!)
I am PRAYING that the twist is she has known all along.
But probably shes just zonked out on booze and pills and is completely clueless about the whole thing.
Honestly, no one in Timothys family knowing his deal is, in my opinion, getting very tired.
Let us watch his family implode!
Will he kill or be killed?Well, we know he yearns for death.
Seems like a real dealbreaker, Chloe!!
Cant you find some rich guy with a boat whodoesntseem like hed murder you?
The bar really is on the floor.
Will she kill or be killed?She is predicting her own demise!
I root for her survival but I fear for her death.
Do rich people evenlikebeing rich??
(Related: Do any of the men in this show even like women?)
Something tells me Greg-Gary will be … less magnanimous about the whole thing.
I continue to hold out hope that Greg-Gary is dead in the water!
At least her eye makeup looks fantastic.
Will she kill or be killed?I hope she is a killer.
Violating girl code and her wedding vows in one fell swoop.
We love a multitasker!
She can TAKE OFF HER TOP in the POOL!
She can ACCIDENTALLY get so WASTED that she RAMBLES about being an AMAZING LAWYER.
Will she kill or be killed?This week, I am marking her safe on both counts.
.Kate
Poor Kate.
the only person at the party sober enough to realize you are staying too long at the fair?
Loved to see her in her pajamas while everyone else committed to skinny-dipping.
Whats his end game?
catches him gallivanting with our guests.
(Her delivery of heliiiiiied!
was so good, though.)
Im happy their platonic overnight escalated to a share-the-bed sleepover.
She deserves all this and more!
.Pornchai
Very smooth with the lizard removal; very chivalrous with the spending-the-night.
I want only good things for him.
Will he kill or be killed?I will accept him as a killer for valiant reasons ONLY.
If he dies I will NOT be happy.
Did this work for you?
Will he kill or be killed?Doesnt seem central enough to do either, no?
The screen is just blank when she calls him; this is a crime against girlfriends everywhere.
Will he kill or be killed?The man is out here tempting fate and trying me.
He will be KILLED.
Or at least he should be!
