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Spoilers follow forThe White Lotusseason-three finale,Amor Fati.
Its so hard to leave a vacation behind.
Now that we have answered the questions of the body who will kill and who will be killed?
we must attend to questions of the spirit.
Namely: Who bears responsibility for the slaughter of the season?
How guilty is this group?
Anyway, its all downhill from there.
(Him referring to Ricks mom as a slut was a total giveaway, no?)
Do we think theyll see each other in the next life?
Her face is the emoji.
How guilty is she?Innocent as the angel she is now!
just in case you were wondering if this was his thing or not!
swallowing a fistful of lorazepam while wearing a Duke T-shirt (much to the horror of the university).
.Victoria
Thetriumphant expression on her faceas Piper weeps at breakfast: just sensational.
Victoria says they should enjoy their luxuries: If we dont, its offensive.
And good for her!
How guilty is she?Zero percent.
I only wish she had made this revelation earlier because her dialogue, like her wardrobe, instantly improved.
You could tell the food, like, wasnt organic?
I would have loved to watch more ofthisPiper!
.Lochlan
Rough day for this one.
Lets just say Lochlan is guilty of being … a pleaser.
He can read, its just a dumb book!!!
How guilty is he?Shockingly, given his whole deal, hes an innocent man.
.Gaitok
Yet again, Gaitok fails to do the only thing he has been hired to do.
He finds out who the burglars are but does not even report them to his higher-up.
All that hype about Gaitoks aim and Rick was right there, impossible to miss?
Gaitok shot him in the back?
He could have just arrested him!
Does not portend well for Sritalas safety.
Her devotion to making him someone he so obviously wasnt (ambitious, homicidal) felt so … random.
I kept waiting to find out she was in on it with the Russians.
.Kate
Love her cactus-print pajamas.
I cracked up at her line reading of, Im so glad we did this.
How guilty is she?Only of marrying a Republican and being an independent.
.Jaclyn
Are we to believe that reading Sritalas memoir made Jaclyn feel genuine remorse and regret?
How guilty is she?You know what?
She is innocent in my eyes!
.Laurie
What do we think brought Laurie back around, in the end?
Just a big, bad case of the hangover sads?
(Not to mention, it really turns beautiful face into more of an insult than a compliment.)
Id bet Im just happy to be at the table is exactly how Laurie felt in the high-school cafeteria.
I am always asking this!
But I think shes really been through enough, and I am choosing not to hold that against her.
I support womens wrongs, etc.
I am proud of him for pushing for the $5 million, however.
How guilty is he?Only of falling in love with a woman he couldnt have.
.Greg-Gary
What a relief to find that our unfriendly neighborhood wife killer could be reasonable here.
Obviously hes still evil, but this time around he did the right thing.
Even a broken clock, you know?
.Chloe
Missed her!
Ireallyhope Greg-Gary doesnt kill her.
She probably doesnt have enough money to be worth killing.
How guilty is she?She is innocent!
To this I must ask: Valentin, dont you … have a job?
At the White Lotus?
The way he tries to swing by the girls table for one last friendly hangkilledme.
Baby, you better know when you have stayed too long at the fair.
How guilty is he?33.3 percent guilty of armed robbery; 100 percent guilty of being a fuckboy.
Have this dude removed from the premises!
Do it before you get back with your still-healing husband in tow!
Do I have to do everything around here?!
.Frank
Frank starts his day on a bender, wearing leopard-print underwear and surrounded by beautiful women.
By the next day, he is back seeking serenity and wisdom at the monastery.
How guilty is he?I actually think hes innocent in every way?
Got it, thanks, babe!
.Pam
I know she thought she was helping by telling everyone about the fruit that kills people.
But I didnt realize it was only theseedsof the fruit that kill people.
Really interesting choices being made by all of the staff here at the White Lotus.
How guilty is she?Notnotguilty, Pam!
