The Valley
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(Im not sure why honeybees dont like boners, but it seems right to me.)
This seems off to me.
He plays a game called Drag Your Heart, but its really just the newlywed game.
Also, everyone wants to have Jasmine as their ideal threesome partner.
I also learned in this episode that Jasmine has a girlfriend named Melissa.
Did we know this before?
Did I miss this when I was stillrefusing to believe thatThe Valleycould be good?
I like her a whole hell of a lot more now.
Gay men are over, and bisexuals dont exist, so lesbians are where its at these days.
Can we just shorten the whole acronym to L+?
Id be happy with that.
While this was a funny and silly event, there was no interesting drama or heated conversations.
Because Kristen wasnt there.
No, hes going on a plant medicine journey.
Also, Michelle is already more checked out than the sluttiest book in the entire library.
The next event that everyone tries to freeze Kristen out of is Nias return to teaching self defense classes.
Well, were not sure its him, but that is how Kristen is currently interpreting it.
After this, the invite cold war really heats up.
Isnt this a cast trip?
Dont they have to be invited?
But he cries and cries, his tears dried by the musty breeze coming off of Jaxs soiled shirt.
Thats sort of like a fashion death, and no one had to invite him to do it.
