The Valley
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This was really an hour that made me ask if men are okay.
I say this as a man who knows hes not okay.
Michelle says shell talk to Jesse about it and goes upstairs to broach the subject.
What if she just wants a personal chat with her husband?
I guess thats too much to ask.
How do you think that person feels?
When Janet comes out to use the grill, Jesse shouts at her, No, back inside.
Can you imagine talking to anyone like that?
Especially a woman who is not your wife?
Especially a woman who is not your wife who is pregnant?
Especially a woman who is not your wife who is pregnant who is trying to cook you dinner?
It could not be me.
What was she so worried was going to happen?
So what if they crash?
Is that the end of the world?
Also, Janet is as absolutely petty as they come.
She cant spot a base-level troll like this?
Its easier to spot than the 19-pound turquoise watch that Zack is brandishing on his wrist all episode.
He says, Everyone else is normal.
Why cant you be?
Whatever it is, how about holding onto being upset until your wife is feeling slightly better?
After dinner, he starts this up again, and the women say shes not drunk.
Jax says, Im going to ask one time.
Answer the damn question.
How much was she drinking on the boat?
The women in unison shout, Zero!
and this is enough to wake Brittney from her restless slumber.
Youre trying to make me look like a bad person, Brittany says.
You think I wanna be in here not feeling good?
She couldnt throw in a rawt in hell for old times sake?
Now this thing is a full-blown fight, and Jax tries to spin everything hes been saying.
There are a lot of things that are true here all at once.
Its all conflicting, but its all true.
He even said part of the reason they cant have a second child is because of her drinking.
Jax says, Youre one of ten girls drinking, and youre the only one who gets this sick.
He sees this as a cause for anger, and I see this as a cause for concern.
There seems to be something wrong with the way Brittanys body metabolizes liquor.
No, the problem is that she drinks solittleand throws up.
He shouldnt be mad.
He should be worried.
If he could take the moralizing out of it, he might be able to save her.
Remember when he ended up in bed with Faith and some old lady?
I bet he said cheating would never happen again, and, well, Im sure it has.
He says that Brittany wears the pants in the family, which leads Jesse to an astute observation.
She tries to put the pants on, and you yank them down, he says.
When talking about it, Jax says to Jesse, My marriage is on the fence, too.
But then he takes it back.
My marriage is far from on the fence.
My wife and I love each other to death and we dont believe in divorce, he says.
We dont believe in separation.
We dont believe in any of that.
My wife is going to have to bury me in the backyard.
I will never go anywhere, and she will never leave.
Sure, you may not believe in divorce, but what if divorce believes in you?
We also already know this is not true.
We know that whether or not they believe in separation,they are currently separated.
