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Never forget: Renesmee Cullen was born on 9/11.
Whats going on there?
Im so glad you asked.
See,Twilightwas inspired by My Chemical Romance.
Is it self-insert fic where Meyer is Bella and Gerard Way is Edward?
But it sure did sting when My Chem refused to be on any of the movie soundtracks.
My Chemical Romance was, in turn, inspired by September 11.
So to honor the fallen, Renesmees birthday is 9/11.
Do your civic duty.
But the idea of vampire suffrage raises all sorts of questions for me.
Namely …
Has Renesmee been voting for years?
Its all very gross, but it does raise questions about Renesmee Cullen doing voter fraud.
Do the Cullens vote at all?
The Cullens do a lot of everyday American bullshit they dont have to.
Attend high school, go to prom, get really into cars.
It seems probable at least some of the Cullens vote.
What issues do they care about?
Heres my best guess on when and how each member of the Cullen clan votes.
Carlisle Cullen:Votes in every election and primaries.
Often gets asked to endorse candidates in Forks.
Did endorse Charlie Swan for sheriff.
If the deer population goes down, the Cullens lose their vegetarian diet.
But theyre undoubtedly split on abortion access.
Rosalie is famously against a womans right to choose, while Edward and Alice are very abortions for all!
Bella chose to bring a pregnancy to term that killed her, so thats kind of impossible to chart.
Finally, asliteral billionaires, the Cullens also probably care a lot about the capital-gains tax.
