The Traitors
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Kates eyes twinkle as she shakes her head and smiles appreciatively.
Whats stopping us, as a society, from remakingThe Stingwith Kate Chastain and Phaedra Parks?
Phaedra whose lipstick is a perfect shade of Virginia Avenue/States Avenue/St.
Charles Place Monopoly magenta, at least in the dungeon light issues her ultimatum: Join or die.
Unsurprisingly, Kate accepts.
Awesome, Phaedra says, like she just helped her pick out a used car.
But Kate is surprised, and a little disappointed, that Phaedra is the only Traitor remaining.
Shes even more surprised and disappointed that Phaedra doesnt have a plan already.
He shouldve justopened his mouth a little and tried to look like Lindsay Lohan.
Of course, Kate and Phaedra would love to kill him (who wouldnt?
), but wouldnt it bejust like Peterto have gotten his hands on the shield?
So will they murder Kevin, who they find annoying, or Trishelle, who they also find annoying?
Of course, unbeknownst to Kate and Phaedra, its actually Trishelle who won the shield.
Excited though she is to turn heel, Kates transition isnt exactly seamless.
Theres, like, something amiss.
At last, Trishelle strolls in, having taken up the headband mantle in Parvatis absence.
The gals killed Kevin.
And the Bravo Bloc is, in the immortal words of the poet Manzo, as thick as thieves.
Peter asks where hes leaning with his vote, and without hesitating, he answers, Honestly, you.
(Why is CT so hot?)
Each of the players names has been rendered in the form of a stained glass window suspended in mid-air.
Whoevers name is the last standing wins a shield.
But every missed shot will deduct $250 from their $25,000 prize pot.
They are bad at this.
Very bad at this.
CT ultimately claims the shield, and the gang banks $15,250.
We will never know what was so dirty about it.
Trishelle sits down with Kate, MJ, Sheree, and Sandra to make her case against Phaedra.
You dont think that that is, like, compelling evidence?
she asks, raising her eyebrows and pursing her lips incredulously.
MJ insists shell have an open mind, even as far as her fellow Bravolebrities are concerned.
Well see about that.
QED: She should be banished until eternity.
I never wouldve guessed how much Id enjoy him on this show!
Phaedra encourages him to bring it down a notch because this is not parliament.
(Hes correct.)
The deciding vote comes down to MJ and, of course, thats right where the episode ends.
The producers have no regard for my emotional well-being.
