The Traitors

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He totally gets it, good buddy, old pal!

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But Peter is unfazed by either of them.

He wont back down.

Players who find an ammo box along the way can compete for a shield once the mission is completed.

(IfI die.)

Kate has a last-minute opportunity to steal Peters but decides not to because, ew, desperate.

But Parvatis name is mud, too.

She complains in her confessional about his moral crusade and holier than thou act.

I dont know, babe.

(And yet, somehow, they all are so bad at even that.)

At least unbothered for now.

At the round table, Dan is finally, finally its been 84 years, etc.

ready to name names.

Or at least to name one name.

He explains that hes been carefully Mindhunting since day one and that his observations point to one possible suspect.

As I think we all predicted, he elects to betray an actual fellow traitor.

But instead, he decides to shoot the moon: Hes coming for Phaedra instead.

This, friends, is when the wheels come off.

And I have to be honest: Watching Dans strategy backfire so catastrophically is a real treat.

Worried about the other Housewives when Tamra went?

Concerned for the welfare of her Bergalicious?

Presenting these moments as grounds for suspicion is utterly baffling to me and Im clearly not alone.

Consoling Larsa was problematic for you?

Kate asks him pointedly.

Whats the logic behind that?

For her part, Phaedra could not possibly have parried this attack more effectively or more elegantly.

This guy is the silent slaughterer.

At long last, a traitor has been felled.

Dan is a good sport, telling everybody to have fun!

But Dans campaign against Phaedra does at least some damage to her reputation.

Parvati knows theres a target branded on her back.