The Traitors
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We have an epidemic on our hands.
As Dolores Catania wisely said back inepisode three, Its Housewife Hunters, its no moreTraitors.
That makes three out of the four murders thus far against Housewives.
To add salt to the wound, all three women have also been banished from their respective Bravo shows.
Why does this cruel world insist upon stopping these women from appearing on my television screen?
But the Traitors decision to kill Robyn didnt come easily.
In fact, our Traitors are in complete disarray following the cannibalistic expulsion of Bob the Drag Queen.
I simply cannot get over how bad Danielle is at playing this game.
She wants full control and it seems like shes not used to, or equipped for, group projects.
And for better or worse, thats what being a Traitor is a group project.
You have to confer and negotiate with conflicting personalities to make decisions as (ideally) a united front.
She wants yes men.
Sometimes ill-advised chaos can work in ones favor.
On a more positive note, Chrishell arrives at breakfast wearing a phenomenal little hat.
How am I supposed to pay attention to the rules of the challenge at a time like this?
Luckily, its basically just a bunch of riddles.
Ill go out on a limb here I dont think he has.
AnyVanderpump Rulesfan will remember Ariana Maddix calling his mistress a dementor, so this reference feels particularly apt.
What would make her feel so safe?
But it gets worse.
Passing on a shield once is suspicious, but twice is crazy.
She changes her tune and says she regrets it because shedoesthink she might get killed a sweaty overcorrection.
Isnt she supposed to be one of the shows big game players?
This is a massive and much-needed win for Bravolebrities everywhere.
Its there that she begins her plan to target literally all of her fellow Traitors, beginning with Carolyn.
She tells her whole car that she thinks Carolyn is a Traitor, and Dylan immediately disagrees.
So she then tries to plant the seed with Brittany, who also immediately disagrees.
Carolyn hasnt made a big move like that yet, but its because she hasnt needed to.
Not only that, it feels like shes just plagiarizing the exact same thing Rob did last week.
The difference is that the seeds shes trying to plant arent growing.
At least she realizes nobodys biting and doesnt rush to bring Carolyns name to the roundtable just yet.
I think thats one of the most beautiful questions ever posed, perhaps in the history of television.
And quite frankly, it will stay with me.
Have I laughed withmygut today?
I sure hope so.
But the nail in Nikkis coffin comes from her fellow Bambi alliance member, Chrishell.
Now, that makes me laugh with my gut.
