The Traitors
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Those are the two possibilities on the table anytime I open a dating app.
Its also the choice presented to mortal enemies and co-Traitors Carolyn and Danielle.
Despite Danielles pleading and whining, Carolyn wisely refuses to recruit Britney to their ranks.
She knows that once Danielle links up with her pal, itll be game over for her.
In fact, I think every single decision made in the turret this season has been like pulling teeth.
When Dolores walked through the door at breakfast, I fell to my knees with relief.
As I did when Dylan walked in, but for different reasons.
Let this be a lesson to men everywhere who are thinking about opening their mouths dont.
But eliminating him from the game was simply Carolyn and Daniellesprerogative.
Even outside of the turret, its clear that the current battle being waged is between Carolyn and Danielle.
Probably because its a really dumb idea.
Heres the thing, Danielle … Carolyn absolutely knows what you have planned.
Its the very reason she didnt let you recruit Britney!
How does she know that you want to turn on her?
Because you keep getting caught trying to turn on her!
And what a bizarre season its been.
Have we ever seen the Traitors be quite this cannibalistic?
It begs the question: just how long were Carolyn and Danielle stuck up in that turret last night?
I could practically hear a grateful nation cheering in delight.
May their reign continue!
Thats a free idea for you to run with, Peacock.
All I ask for in return is one million dollars.
This, unfortunately, catches Dylans eye as potentially suspicious behavior.
Is the Academy listening?
That is something I deal with every day of my life … people just dont listen.
Even Dylan admits that shes right, and hes sad to catch himself doing just that.
Even so, as far as he knows, she still might be a Traitor.
That silence is broken by Carolyn, who kicks things off by going after Danielle.
Carolyn doesnt know whatColumbomeans, which is perfect.
Truthfully, I wasnt wowed by either of their arguments.
What happens in the turret has to, unfortunately, stay in the turret.
Ultimately, he puts thenail in Carolyns coffin.
Im so sick of this dumbass show that Ill never stop watching.
Suddenly, I can understand men punching holes in walls while watching football games.
I hated everything about this.
Everything that has gone well for Danielle has been despite her actions, not because of them.
In fact, its a miracle shes lasted this long while playing so poorly.
Take, for example, her embarrassingly dramatic shocked reaction when Carolyn reveals shes a Traitor.
Danielle literally falls to the ground, sobbing and hyperventilating.
Its like shes in a courtroom.
But just because she got out a Traitor doesnt mean shes in the clear.
But she wont have to linger in this uncertainty for long.
I would choose to die, but to each their own!
I love the shows commitment to the theatrics here despite it being the most anticlimactic decision all season.
We all know shes choosing Britney, and thats exactly what she does.
When Britney agrees, the two of them will get to decide together who to kill.
