The Traitors

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Whoever cast Carolyn on this show deserves a Peabody.

The Traitors - Season 3

But Carolyn doesnt trust either of them anymore and says the only people she wants to kill are them.

But can this dysfunctional, homicidal family actually heal their wounds?

With her whole plan up in smoke, Danielle naturally suggests starting fresh and promises to make things right.

They dont have much choice, so a truce is brokered.

So if they cant kill each other, who will they kill?

It makes it feel like the game is being played in an elementary-school classroom.

But elementary-schoolers would be far better at this game than some of them.

Well, right after that, he tells Britney his theory that Dolores is a Traitor.

But its too late … Carolyn wants blood.

However, the problem with finding a shield as a group is figuring out who it ultimately goes to.

Plus, Dylan, who Boston Rob knows, has one too.

With their protection acquired, they turn their attention to collecting enough gunpowder to blow up the effigy.

But as they do so, Im suddenly struck with great concern.

Heres hoping production invested in a pair of stylish doggy soundproof earmuffs.

Or, whats perhaps more likely, is that the ultimate explosion was primarily special effects done in postproduction.

You should try a brownie.

Its a question and suggestion worth posing to anybody with Sams physique.

She reacts calmly but seems ready to go to the mattresses if need be.

That robs (wordplay!)

Derrick and Wes of the element of surprise and gives Rob the chance to prepare a defense.

And a defense he has!

So Im okay with it.

Patterson Dolores will come for blood.

She will call you a fucking lying cunt with every forehead vein on her face bulging.

She is a gift to us all.

But this is not Patterson Dolores; this is almost scarier.

Anytime a name gets dramatically dropped like that, I hear a Dun!

sound effect in my head.

Wes accurately identifies that as the powder keg that made Rob turn on his fellow Traitor.

And to Chrishell, Wes is coming off a bit aggressive.

Heads turn at this remark, Boston Rob smirks, and Derrick sighs.

All their hard work is blown with that one stupid comment.

He lost everybody with a threat.

Fuck all you guys, he says, flipping them off as he leaves, like a big crybaby.

The vote leaves practically everybody in a messy situation.

Derrick feels certain Rob will kill him in the night, but the Traitors have bigger fish to fry.

Back in the turret, they dont even give a shot to fake making peace.

It looks like Carolyn will finally use that to her advantage and do whatever she wants.

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