The Traitors
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I do not know who these people are, so to paraphrase Keke Palmer, Sorry to these men.
Meanwhile, our Traitors are huddled, trying to decide who to murder.
Bobs just enjoying the show.
Three things caught my attention at breakfast.
First, Ciara Miller stoleParvatis iconic headbandlook from last season.
On the other hand, its a tasteful homage.
And third, Bob the Drag Queens fake shocked face upon entering the room.
He was playing to the back row and it looked crazy.
What was he shocked to see?
He theoretically wouldnt have even been seeing whod been murdered yet.
I love the chaos and brilliant comedic performance all around.
But then came the bad news.
My neighbors might have even called the police.
I tried to make it nice, Dorinda says in her confessional upon receiving her death sentence.
This loss very well may have radicalized Dolores, which is something I desperately hope to see.
So, with their first kill under their belts, how are our Traitors doing?
Not well, bitch.
From their very first meeting theres already turmoil and discord.
Danielle is snapping at Carolyn, who, while correct, is having trouble communicating effectively.
If you have to spoon-feed them, it isnt an effective move.
Its like explaining a joke when the joke should have just worked on its own.
Its in the aftermath of this first murder where we see Robyn Dixon come alive.
Robyn is a very polarizing Housewife.
Many think Robyn is a terrible, boring Housewife, hence her recent firing.
On the other hand, she isChristina Applegates favorite Housewife.
I personally find Robyn endlessly fascinating because of how uninterested she is in seeming interesting; shes just there.
More on that at the roundtable.
But the good news is they can help them win a shield.
Since all three newbies were successfully lowered in the allotted time, all three shields are up for grabs.
Meanwhile, Robyn couldnt be bothered and says, Im not a kiss ass.
Robyn would rather die than give a house tour for a shield, and I respect it.
Ive watched this man be dumb on television for over a decade, and it never gets old.
Finally, its time for our first roundtable of the season.
As newbies, Rob, Derrick, and Wes cant vote but are there to observe.
The discussion begins with Bob the Drag Queen throwing out Wellss name on account of his odd behavior.
I was uncomfortable, you make me uncomfortable.
She throws out Robyns name, which gives Wells a chance to bring up their exchange earlier.
In this debate, Robyn is right.
And Carolyn has the final vote.
My heart is racing like I just downed aPanera Lemonade.
She finally casts her vote for Wells, and I take a sigh of relief.
Robyn Dixon isnt leaving us just yet.
As for me, my loyalty lies solely with the personalities who entertain me the most.
After the vote, we finally find out whos getting these shields from the challenge.
Worst of all, he thinks they have their eyes on him.
If only they had one on their side.
This is exactly what our Traitors needed: another person to argue with.
