The Traitors
Save this article to read it later.
Find this story in your accountsSaved for Latersection.
This is the worst day of my life.Chrishell Stausehas been murdered by the Traitors.
This feels like a personal attack.
Why would the Traitors punish me like this?
Is it because Ive spent every single recap thus far talking about how bad they are at this game?
Id take it all back for just one more episode with Chrishell.
At least she exits in style, carried out of the church in a coffin.
Anybody stumped could be a Traitor.
Apparently, Sam has been spending this whole season hiding the fact that hes a genius?
Eventually, Ciara comes right out and asks her what Alan was wearing, and Carolyn chokes.
At least hes an idiot who makes great television.
Shes on the line of pass or fail, but I think she passed, Gabby says, laughing.
And just like that, Carolyn is off the hook.
She admits she wasnt surprised to see Danielle, but seeing Carolyn shocked her which feels right.
Some mistakes cant be undone.
At least this weeks mission doesnt involve any bugs but it does feature something thats arguably even creepier.
But our players stay strong, even upon hearing that these dolls all creepily sing a nursery rhyme backward.
I hope one of the dolls sings Work It by Missy Elliott.
This is Tom Sandoval and his false sense of confidences time to shine.
Terrible singer, Sam says upon hearing Tom attempt to mimic the doll into the phone.
Even worse, they have no luck in their attempt to reverse it.
Good As Gold by Scheana Shay?
Id need only two notes to identify.
But I guess that would give Sandoval an unfair advantage.
In the midst of their victory streak, a bear catches Ciaras eye.
This is music to Carolyns ears since shes already wary of Britneys alliance with Danielle.
Breaking that up will make her feel way safer with her fellow Traitor.
But then it really gets good.
The whole room screams.
He instantly tries to backtrack, claiming that he meant to sayTraitors, not cheaters.
And I do believe him, because he has proven himself to be just that dumb.
But it was a Freudian slip of epic proportions, and God bless him for it.
When Danielles name comes up, she starts out by saying, Im a Faithful, you guys.
This is my favorite defense, and it comes up every week.
Because imagine if it worked.
Imagine if somebody said this and the whole table just went, Oh!
Well, I guess she cant be a Traitor because she said shes a Faithful.
Unfortunately, Ciara didnt have such luck.
That doesnt inspire confidence that they have each others backs.
That looks sus, Danielle tells him, visibly reveling in someone other than her looking suspicious for once.
They can either kill as usual or make a run at seduce a Faithful to join their ranks.
Naturally, they completely disagree on what their move should be.
She thinks that pair will instantly team up against her, and shes right.
Heres hoping Carolyn stands her ground.
