The Sex Lives of College Girls
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Is this some cosmic joke?
Have I done something to displease the gods of TV?
We were getting along so well with the Missi Pyle thing!
Alas, though our foursome is together for most of this episode, it is the most lifeless yet.
But, of course, Whitney has soccer practice.
He comes over ready for movie night but instead just gets tasks.
Probably because it isnt really telling me anything new about any of these characters!
I am here for silly sitcom high jinks that only make sense in-universe.
I mean, I have watched every episode ofCougar Townmultiple times.
What this man does to this poor, defenseless orange is quite possibly a crime in many states!
Shout-out to the sound team, though; that orange was micd!
Would he dare set his drink on the American flag?
Or a picture of Kaceys grandmother?
Go off, girl!
Cooper refuses to look.
It is a weird scene, and no one seems to be having fun.
Whitney is understandably hesitant about inviting Isaiah over for the test but doesnt confess the real reason yet.
The final straw is Whitneys filthy room, which is so bad it needs a federal response.
Isaiah is a cartoon drawing of dust; that is how fast he leaves their suite.
Backed into a corner, she confesses.
She kissed someone else!
She does not tell them it was Canaan, but shes also sidetracked by Kaceys immediate offense.
The recently cheated on dont love hearing stories about cheating!
I am on Whitneys side.
She and Isaiah have been together for about four seconds and she clearly hates him.
Brian walks in, sees the setup, and knows what hes in for.
He loves tests and is down to answer their questions all day.
He passes with flying colors despite the fact they are in such an early couples stage.
Kimberly: I havent texted you back in eight hours; do you call my friends or the police?
I know you are at the library finishing homework, and that place has the worst reception on campus.
Gagged me a little bit!
The final question what would your ex say about you he flips back to them.
After Brian leaves, Whitney springs a final surprise guest on them: Canaan!
He passes because … of course he does; they have had impeccable chemistry forever!
The biggest thing is, of course, that Whitney just likes spending time with him.
He yelps, TWENTY?!
and then starts reading Proust.
when he says its the sexiest thing shes ever sent.
Then, her coach texts her to yell about missing practice.
My are fingers crossed for … anything to happen on that front in the next two episodes!
Finally, Kacey goes to see Calvin.
She wants to know why he cheated and what was wrong with her.
Nothing, of course.
Naturally, this episode wraps with Kacey texting Cooper that shes ready for sex … but is she?
I dont think she means it, folks!
Weve got two episodes left, and I promise we will make it through together!
I guess she and Ash are dating?
We desperately needed Lila in this episode.
