The Sex Lives of College Girls
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We have made it to a new frontier: our first episode without Renee Rapps Leighton.
Weve got flirting and major changes to discuss, so lets dive right in.
First things first: the new roommate, Kacey.
She transferred to Essex to be with her boyfriend, who she had been with since seventh grade.
It wasnt just you, babes!
I want to bully this girl, and I am strong enough to admit it!
If you were thinking,I bet that doesnt last,you are indeed correct!
And despite Whitneys hope that they are platonic grinding, they start making out seconds later, squashing that.
Bela cautions her not to make a scene but is thrilled when she does, which is absolutely relatable.
I would never stop telling people I saw this fight if I had been there.
I am still suspicious, but then again, my inner mean girl is awake.
And well, since I am in a mean-girl mood, lets talk about Taylor!
(Bela: … and you said?)
I can admit I chuckled at Taylors face of confused disgust at Bela and Arvinds shambolic attempts at flirting.
Whats the problem with the man, you may ask?
Besides the hospital puns?
He is too nice, and Bela is not attracted to nice guys.
Kimberly and Whitney receive this news like Bela is from another planet.
Or … do I just have a specific kind of social circle?
Granted, Bela doesnt do herself any favors by claiming the hottest character inAladdinis Jafar.
Girl, if you go Disney, the Beast is RIGHT there!
Its all slow motion, with hazy golden light highlighting Arvinds arms as Bela watches open-mouthed.
She is finally horned up for nice … and then Arvind drops that he has a girlfriend.
If you think that means this story line is over, well, you must not know Bela!
Remember that bisexual hottie from housing, Eli?
I mean, its Kimberly, so she has about ten minutes before she does something mortifying.
Unfortunately, that is probably the only good thing about Kimberlys plan to become a sex freak.
My girl really needs to cool her jets!
Yall still have clothes on, and you are jumpingrightto pegging this man?
She was going to peg the hell outta that man,mon dieu!
I have saved Whitney for last, as I find myself the most irritated about her story line.
Maybe irritated is too strong.
I have concerns here.
It feels like the writers remember she is Black every few episodes.
Office Hours
Do you want me to show you around campus on your way?
I know all the prettiest places.
And if you like ivy as much as I do, do I have the pergola for you!
Okay, I am starting to get freaked out by how much Kimberly and I sound alike.
Bring me ivy-covered pergolas, or bring me death!
Lila, never change!
You need the place you were where you met them and the date.
Forget the hair color!
I have literally never looked worse in public; can you kindly shield me all the way home?
Even though Kacey was a huge bitch, our girls have her back.
I got a C?
Actually, its good!
I am here, first and foremost, to learn.
I am a humble student of the African American experience.
White girls taking AFAM classes truly never change.
