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Come on and slam, and welcome to the jam.
Sorry, that probably downplays the grandeur that is her new brand,American Riviera Orchard.
Shell also sell marmalade and spreads, plus dinnerware and kitchen linens.
Its all very Williams-Sonoma, the height of Galleria-core elegance and befitting an American duchess.
But earlier this month, Markle started seeding (jam pun?)
jams from an initial run of 50 jars to friends and influential people.
Nestled in gift baskets full of lemons.
Obsessed, Kaling captioned her Insta Story.
Because that same day, the British Palace declared war on America … in jarred form.
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The timing could not be more pointed.
reads the caption) andanotherfor International Picnic Day (Explore picnic accessories at the link in our bio.)
Look at the whole damn gift-shop apparatus of the Firm!
Theyve got more merch than a Hard Rock Cafe.
Not bad for a stocking stuffer.
American Riviera Orchard has yet to list prices, though those jars look built to gouge.
I wouldnt be shocked at $18 or more.
Meghan, yo get us on that early jam-distribution list!
Watch this space for breaking updates.
This is shaping up to be quite the compote-ition.
