The Righteous Gemstones
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Then comes the chorus.
Could you even imagine if Daddy met someone new?
Its a torment for him to admit he doesnt like her.
Not that they arent trying, mind.
Whos the real sinner here?
Behold, look at this.
Thats my privates right there.
The Judy Gemstone filth level remains amplified.
Bout to start finger dancin on my snapdragz.
Talkin bout my clitty cat.
The Kelvin Gemstone Bible: Lets get rid of that yucky stuff and focus on the good stuff.
See if I care.
It really bunches up nicely in the harness.
Im Tyler Perry and you aint.
Youre more like Luke Perry: dead.
Thats a tough line.
