The Righteous Gemstones
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Kelvin isnt the only one facing condemnation for his sexuality this week.
Its worth pausing just to read the scene on his computer (Hes gone.
The girls are like, Whoa, for real?
Through my moves and swagger, Ill show them I am the Chosen One.)
All it takes for him to get the green-light onTeenjusis a little dirt on Lori.
Surely theres more where that came from.
For now, he stands to cash in no matter what happens.
His only real worry is keeping the donkey in focus.
(Over here skimmin leaves, eavesdroppin.
Go inside that house and watch them sleepin babies!)
A couple of episodes ago, I wrote about the Gemstonesrippingeach other without their relationships falling apart.
From Jesses perspective, saying San Francisco in an effeminate voice is nothing.
Its just a city, according to Judy, who asks, What happens if I say Fort Worth?
Are you going to stab me?
(The kids still brush it off as usual.)
Seann William Scott is giving a lot of odd looks as Loris son.
Keep an eye on him and the monkey.
Calling his followers his discipes, however, is pure Kelvin Gemstone.
Taking edibles and watching the middling 1990 Michael Keaton/Melanie Griffith thrillerPacific Heights?
No one should stand in the way of such a blissful golden years relationship.
