The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City
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I was proven wrong.
Say what you want about Heathers character.
As Heather pointed out, they were damaged by Monicas betrayal and likely Jen Shahs deception.
Then, Whitney goes and brings a new rumor about Lisas marriage to the table.
Lisas favorite thing is Lisa; of course, she was speechless.
But it took only seven minutes of airtime for shit to go sideways.
Her fuse has been extra short, and it takes basically nothing for her to get really nasty.
Again, within ten minutes, she said, Your gut is off; it is leaking.
Take a probiotic, it is a mess.
She just had that on her mind, ready to go?
Of course, Whitney REALLY has become a master at knowing how to back Lisa into a corner.
This time, coming for Mary of all people, she didnt need to say, What about me?
because everything she says is basically, I would like to be involved here.
It makes no sense because she got off basically unscathed after secretly recording everyone.
Angie and Lisa dont really care about Britani, they just need to get away from everyone!
Its exhausting, but its needed in this group.
The one thing they can agree on is that managing Britani is easier than confronting other problems.
Perhaps this is because of the love she has found with Angies friendship.
Whitney has been dangling this proof that Lisa leaked that story, but where is it?
Why could she not provide any proof of Lisas transgressions all season?
Not only do they have to face one another, they are hyper-aware of their outside perception.
She makes great points!
These women are exhausted!
Theyre always tallying who said what and why.
But then, Heather put on herSawmask and went full Jigsaw.
She turned their healing into a game.
I love it when theHousewivescreate a dinner game.
Thankfully, Heather was clocked in.
Heather basically reinvented the wheel here.
They accepted it, spent a few minutes silently on their phone, and just did it?
Again, I must reiterate: they are braver than the troops.
If I had a heart rate monitor, it would have spiked when Heather read Marys message.
It also proved why she has been as good of an addition as Bronwyn.
Saying shed rather have tea with Bronwyn than with Mary?
What goes on in her beautiful mind?
The women were incredulous, but I know they understood her for real at that moment.
I hope she never learns.
Bronwyn played the entire game so well by sharing her text about Britani.
Nothing she said was worse than what she actually said to Britanis face.
But wow, did she really get torn apart by Angie.
Again, these women have likely hundreds of cruel messages they have sent about someone in this group.
Their choice of texts is strategic.
They are choosing texts they could come back fromorthat could destroy someone.
This is why Angies choice floored me.
Texting with a friend about it, she described Angie perfectly: Regina George with a heart of gold.
She earned her seat next to Andy at the reunion with this:
Bronwyn seems nice.
But I like mine better; Id rather be self-made.
She wears a hot dog outfit to remind us she sucked her way to the top.
Bronwyn is an amazing sport.
I feel truly bad for her, and I have ended this season being a true fan.
These women are used to this punch in of cruelty.
Bronwyn was a civilian until now, and she took it like a real champ.
Which leaves me torn about where I stand with Whitneys text.
They all agreed to participate in this torture, Lisa and Meredith included.
I am always flip-flopping on what I think Whitneys motivations are.
Their son is currently on a mission!
Was Lisa blowing up justified?
It was certainly understandable, especially knowing Lisa.
Theres no other way this could have gone, and again, Whitney could have shared anything.
I think she masterfully knew how to introduce a new rumor and also push Lisa to her limit.
That being said, Lisa could have blown up completely without bringing Angies marriage into the mix.
It just goes to show how absolutely nasty Lisa is at a moments notice.
So, was Whitney really going too hard sharing that rumor?
Its still hard for me to know without whatever additional information we get in the reunion episodes.
Heathers initial point before the text game still stands, regardless of her intention and execution.
These women are losing their minds because theyre on the defensive with the world and each other.
