The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City
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We are living through history.
Stassi Schroeder slapping Kristen Doute.
Nene telling Kim to close her legs to married men.
They just dont make television like that anymore.
But wait … they do.
Just look at how this season ended.
Had they waited for a lull to wrap up the season, theyd never stop filming.
But as we watch them arrive and take their seats, I do have one note.
A request to the Bravo gods, if you will.
Something else I would have liked to have seen?
The moment Angie and Britani realized they brought the same dress and how that negotiation played out.
Well, you never know put Kyle Richards in front of Morgan Wades tattoo gun and anything can happen.
Quite frankly, I dont care much about where Whitneys jewelry line comes from.
It brings me peace.
Its music to my ears.
Not a single word breaks through, just passion.
White noise machines should offer it as a setting.
But didnt we see these two put this beef to bed already?
We did, at the aquarium, Angie says.
I cant quite explain why, but that sentence made me laugh so incredibly hard.
Alright, lets unpack this.
Shell talk shit and spread rumors but immediately washes her hands of it the second shes confronted.
Bullshit, Bronwyn, c’mon just own it.
You cant have your cake and eat it too.
That being said, like Lisa Vanderpump, she is good at straddling that fence.
Bronwyn is so visibly destabilized by this.
Get Emma in front of a camera immediately.
Maybe shell even wear them onWWHL.
This is understandably an incredibly fragile conversation, but blaming Lisa feels absurd.
