The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City
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I get no grand entrance?
she says in her Disney princess voice upon taking her seat on the couch.
Even after I talked about her hair, thank you, Angie tells her.
To quote Angie, she looks like a mother.
Oh, are women not allowed to have hobbies?
This was a claim made during the after-show, which has now come up multiple times.
Our cup runneth over.
Anybody whos seenJoseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoatwould agree.
Even Britani thinks this is low and reaffirms that this is why theyre 1,000 percent over.
And if you recall from above, they are, in fact, now back together.
Once again: Cup!
Britani says Bronwyn used mutual friends who seemingly were caring for Britanis kids to pour fuel on the fire.
But werent they estranged before filming even began?
But lets not bring silly details like logic and timelines into this.
This is exactly the kind of thing I want to hearTheReal Housewives of Salt Lake Citydiscuss.
When Bronwyn says that youre supposed to touch its butthole, Mary firmly disagrees.
Instead, Mary says, youre supposed to choke the dog out.
She gave many excuses in the moment.
Was she making a video to congratulate her daughter Olivia?
Saving it for later?
All of the above, she tells us.
At the very least, it should be preserved for the Bravo Museum.
Alright, give me a break, thats nothing!
Ive recorded the inside of my pocket for longer than that by accident.
Thats not even long enough to monetize it as a TikTok.
Well, Meredith explains, she didnt reach out to Jen to dig up dirt.
I guess well have to wait until November 2026 to hear more from Jen.
Theyre just out of sync.
But then, when we least expect it, theres a ray of light shining through the storm.
Howd we get here?
But by this point, Britani, as a Friend Of, has already left the stage.
I want some nice stuff said about me, too; its not fair!
She was a top-tier addition to this perfect cast, who together created an iconic season of television.
