The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City
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I feared this season would be without a major central conflict to bind them.
I can only hear about bath bombs so much!
Firstly, Im glad this is not a Meredith-central episode.
She does not have the juice this season.
Frankly, Im happy she isnt involved in the Alibaba drama this week; her work there is done.
Instead, the episode opens with a real and heavy conversation between Lisa and Bronwyn.
Lisa has moved past her own shit with Bronwyn enough to be supportive in this situation.
It is absolutely crazy she knows the family of her friends estranged baby daddy!
Utah must be really small.
I need this woman to go through some kind of self-esteem bootcamp.
Its obvious the ladies are growing tired of hearing about it, though they remain polite.
As we remember, Britani was fully okay with Lisa texting Jared!
You cannot blame her for this; Im sorry, honey.
That was information Whitney should have had months ago.
Heather has been weirdly so pro-Lisa this season, its a bit baffling to me.
However, it also shows that her detective work is not really about justice but about what serves her.
I have never seen such a stoner in my life.
I am thrilled we saw Mary do two different activities in this episode.
Angie picking her up and saying, Your charity awaits!
is my favorite moment of the episode, and watching Mary dance is weirdly endearing.
Back with Lisa and Heather.
I know most wellness stuff is bullshit, but this one is not even pretending to make sense.
Being around salt gives a negative ion healing effect, is not a thing that is real.
If anything, it proves how much this room is bullshit.
Heather is really insane for telling Lisa what Angie said about her parenting.
These two are meant to be together because they are equally stupid but in different ways.
This conversation is like watching two 12-year-olds discuss their relationship.
Of course, she gets to tell Lisa this during their zip-lining adventure.
At first, I thought, what a random crew Lisa, Heather, Britani, and Mary?
It turns out that Mary is a total fiend for zip-lining and is at peace doing this activity.
Finally, someone pointed out that all roads lead to Heather with this seasons drama.
