The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City
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We begin with Lisa asking Bronwyn how she felt about the previous nights disastrous Valentines Day party.
We get a pan of everyones current state.
Dont ever call me poor because thats like being ungrateful to God, she tells him.
He is the only person who can tell Mary that it is actually a bit crazy!
But go off, Mary.
Meanwhile, Bronwyn and Lisa, once again, are in a car.
This time, theyre picking up Heather for no other reason than to go through a Wendys drive-thru.
(In the premiere, we get a glimpse of Lisa and her family eating Wendys).
I am already sick of this Wendys shit it does not make me want Wendys.
This raises major alarms for Heather, who is still burned by Monicas betrayal, which is understandable.
She finds it odd for her to have such strong opinions on women she just met.
Heather keeps her mouth shut while eating her Wendys in the back seat.
Clearly, she is banking this information for later.
Then we get a Meredith and Seth scene.
My God, I forgot how much I hate Seth.
He, quite frankly, disgusts me.
Everything he says is overly sexual and just so slimy.
Of course, this has nothing to do with cooking.
How better to do that than have a bat mitzvah!
Again, that is pretty normal-friend behavior.
Lisa is so interesting to me when it comes to conflict.
They dont come to a resolution but hope to continue the conversation later.
Honestly, good on Angie for not taking the easy way out and bowing to Lisas anger.
Now, we get a real glimpse into Brownwyns life and home.
Bronwyns home … my God.
I can only describe it as the home youd expect from someone who got rich quickly off NFTs.
Its full of kooky, clearly expensive, and very impractical furniture.
As we know, Bronwyn, like Whitney, is married to an older rich man.
We learn Todd got rich from being the PalmPilot CEO.
They met at a bar ten years ago when she was working in finance in San Francisco.
He emailed her, and the rest was history.
Honestly, Bronwyn seems pretty normal and happy with her life.
She can talk shit but clearly hopes to be a voice of reason.
Whitney and Heather meet at a crystal store to heal.
Whitney is immediately struck by the Bronwyn addition because of her words during their Wendys run.
More proof she is actually giving it her all this season.
While Bronwyn is more or less seamlessly fitting into this group, Britani is struggling.
This grown-ass woman announcing this to a group of women who are barely her friends gave me secondhand embarrassment.
But it gets worse.
She then says that he also made Instagram official by posting her in his story.
The girls are then gently telling her this is not official.
Britani calls Mary rude, to which Mary says, Like you were the other night?
referring to their first meeting when Britani said all the wrong things to Mary and Bronwyn.
Britani tells her to shut up at one point, and Mary yells, Shut me up!
During a confessional, we get much more personal information from Mary than we are used to.
Shes clearly happy just caring for him.
Girl, get your words tight, she tells Britani.
This activates a lot of cross talk and arguing, and finally, Whitney apologizes to Lisa.
This is followed by inviting everyone to Milwaukee to Trixies bar, where Whitney will host a drag competition.
The women leave more or less satisfied with their bonding activity, excited to get together in Milwaukee.
