The Real Housewives of Potomac

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The season picks up in the aftermath of Karens DUI and car crash.

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Let your petite prince live!

Before long, the group begins to whisper more explicitly about the elephant in the room.

Wendy is immediately turned off by the tenor of the conversation, stating I want no parts.

They simply need to stop driving.

Be mindful of how you go so low, she warns with just the tiniest undercurrent of malice.

What I want to know is, who is my real friend?

The women look on in stunned silence.

Are we acknowledging that Gordon was a sugar daddy and the funds ran out?

Its a fraught scene, and one that sets the pace for the rest of the season.

Welcome back to Maryland, everyone.

See you next week!

Cherry Blossoms

Ashley debuting her confessional look sporting a fresh spray-tan and blonde short cut?

Simply stunning, and a strong look to debut with.

Wendy Osefo being a Swiftie was a plot development that I did not expect.

I need footage of her mispronouncing lyrics at the Eras tour ASAP.

Pull up in the Sri Lanka has been a fixture in my lexicon of all-time Housewives moments.

Ashleys lawyer expressed that they were hoping to get to mediation and handle the matter by around Labor Day.

That was a month ago; Ashley still isnt divorced.

Were starting to veer into Channing Tatum/Jenna Dewan territory here.

More on them next week, and after theEileen Davidson Accordshave lifted.

Chile, I guess.