The Real Housewives of Orange County
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Earlier this season, Alexis Bellino said that she and John Janssen have sex four times a day.
Why is this the newest brag for Housewives?
I really hate this, especially because it is, as the kids say, a weird flex.
Because they are totally making this up.
Katie and Matt have been married for some time.
Ive been married to my husband for six years, and he gets it once a week.
When were on vacation he gets it twice a week or once for every new hotel we stay at.
Why are they bragging about this?
Heaps of sex does not a good relationship make.
Even if Larsa and Marcus were fucking that much, theyrestill broken up.
Teresa Giudice bragged that she and her new husband, Luis Relais,have sex three times a day.
Katie seems nice, real, and centered, which I enjoy.
Shes mostly useless, but shes nice.
However, it was too ornate, too confusing, too much.
Not only was the fourth wall broken, but the fourteenth and the fortieth as well.
I cant believe Peacock would let the rules be so loose.
However, Heather is the Traitor and that is absolutely perfect casting.
Would visit again but without the crickets.
While the event was stupid, we got to see some good conversations.
Its called Straightless Not Dateless.
Sharon Stone is on the board.
Katie apologizes for everything but Heather cuts her off and says she doesnt want to relitigate it.
Next up is Emily and Jenn.
She was working through her own trauma.
The final meeting is between the Tres Amigas.
Were getting mad about likes on a post because of hashtags?
Tamra is right, no one reads the damn hashtags.
This is all fair.
They agree she doesnt.
But theres no time for that because the game must continue.
Alexis pads through her phone casually, rewatching the videos of Shannon on the worst night of her life.
She hears the water stop rushing out of the shower and the glass door open.
Alexis yells, putting down the phone and picking up herself.
I watched the videos again, and momma has needs!
