The Real Housewives of Orange County
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Does Alexis Bellino have no decency?
Thats so close Snooki couldnt even lie down between them.
If you want to talk shit, I recommend three to four Snookies.
Just look at what she says after Shannon shushes her.
You will not shush me, lady.
We come back to Alexis saying, So any storm that Beador wants to create.
Find a new tornado.
She practiced this and it makes no sense.
Like, I cant even give a shot to figure out what shes trying to say.
But is Alexis a tornado?
Why would she want to be a tornado?
And if Shannon is a storm and Alexis is a tornado, doesnt that make them the same thing?
And if theyre the same, how can one be better than the other?
Oh, I know how.
Only one of them ever married Jim Bellino, anEntourageDVD box set with a dubious credit score.
(Shes like a tree.
If you count the rings, youll find out how old she is.)
She wrote #promiseD with a big D at the end.
Whats annoying is Alexis knows exactly what shes doing.
She knows there is no difference between promise and promised.
I said promised with a D, even though promised with a D is completely meaningless.
Shes so annoying that she must always be at least two 2 Snookies away from me.
Shannon is upset that Tamra alluded that she talks about her behind her back.
Tamra tells Shannon she said shes a bad friend and has a big ego.
Tamra says, Youre a bad person.
That seems to be taking it a little far.
This woman used to be her friend.
She doesnt go for Shannons behavior, which is that shes doing bad things.
She says Shannon is inherently and inexorably bad.
Its become a question of identity.
Oh no, neither of those are typos.
(Its several hundred because all of her songs are actually the same song.)
Yeah, thats because shes never tried before and also because shes an alcoholic.
Also, quitting drinking is famously hard.
This is a tale as old as time; this is what destroyed Beauty and the Beast.
(You dont think Mrs. Potts was really full of tea, did you?)
Im starting to get a picture of Jenn, and its not a very flattering one.
Her ex-husband was supporting her, which, fine.
Thats how marriage works.
But he was also working for the family company.
And then her dad signed her lease for her.
When she moves into Ryans, she calls her parents, and they fly from Oklahoma to support her.
But, also, truth, truth, and truth.
In the real world we see Gina marching toward her giant SUV, cursing Jenn the whole way.
As Gina climbs in she feels something crunchy beneath her bum.
Siri, search dispensaries near me.
