The Real Housewives of Orange County
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But this episode took Emily from someone Ive always liked to one of my top Housewives of all time.
A Real Housewife telling another Housewife that its getting mean and they should knock it off?
In both cases, it has nothing to do with the story, group dynamics, or the show.
That confirms what weve always suspected that this was never about money, its always been about revenge.
You think its amazing, because we have no evidence that you have done anything to the contrary.
In fact, its making us think even worse of Alexis than we already did.
Were all feeling horribly for Shannon, so horribly that were forgetting her part in this breakup.
Part of that is because John and Alexis arent offering an alternative version of the story.
Weve had Shannon on our screens for almost a decade at this point.
We know shes not blameless.
She never takes accountability for anything, including drunkenly battering her car into someone elses house.
We know Shannon calls her castmates wasted and says all sorts of things she doesnt remember in the morning.
We know all of this, and westillfeel bad for Shannon.
Alexis tells Emily, Ive been fucked over bad in this too.
How has she been screwed over?
What exactly has Shannon doneto Alexisother than exist that has screwed her over?
Also, we havent seen those things.
Tamra literally says Alexis needs as much support as Shannon.
Her enormous rack might need support, but she doesnt.
She needs admonishment, which is why Im glad Emily went to her room to deliver that message.
Does Alexis have nothing else to say?
Why not go for that?
Then Alexis complains she had to spend 13 hours in her room because of Shannon.
Poor Shannon is coughing up a lung, and it looks like she got shagged in a bush backward.
Too bad because Ms.
I Put Crystal in My Foundation Beador loves nothing more than this woo-woo bullshit.
She can barely enjoy it because Katie still wants to talk to Heather about calling the paparazzi.
Katie says that Heather is treating her like something disposable and she is absolutely right.
Just let her get it out so we can never talk about it again.
Katie complains about this to Tamra, who brings it up with Heather.
(I did like that one sparkly skirt, though.)
It seems like a lot is being misinterpreted, repeated, amplified, and misconstrued.
Heck, thank Jesus Juggs because I cant hop on this particular teacup ride again.
One feud that wont be ending anytime soon is the one between Shannon and Alexis.
They want them to wipe the air for the rest of the group.
First of all, Alexis shouldnt even be there.
Screw absolutely all of that.
Shannon could have just told the other women no, but she doesnt.
She struts right over to Alexis and tells herto her faceshe has no interest in speaking to her.
Shannon has to go to the airport, so a black SUV awaits her.
