The Real Housewives of Orange County
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We even got Gina stealing some lemons from Shannons neighbor to put nine in a bowl.
Its just Dawson, but the hair is giving me a 2010s YouTuber.
There were also a couple of telling details.
What interested me about the conversation between Jenn and Dawson is that Jenn seems totally unprepared to parent.
You have a better likelihood of surviving a Sharknado.
Now, this is Shannon Storms Beador.
She has never met a rail she hasnt gone off of, including New Jersey institution Rails Steakhouse.
I totally get what John is doing here.
Um, sound familiar?
I also love that Emily has a growing hatred of Alexis that mirrors what the fans are feeling.
Emily is always right.
Emily is our hero.
Make Emily great again.
But, oh boy, did she kind of lose me in this episode.
I totally get where Emily is coming from.
Shes always been bigger than the other ladies of the OC.
Now that shes lost a lot of weight, she wants a little bit of recognition.
I dont think this is a Heather problem; I think this is an Emily problem.
We also get Tamra peeing in front of everyone but not on the grass or the concrete.
Christian, this is officially your reminder.)
thinking there was some big event.
Thats what youre upset about?
The fight devolves from there.
Emily continues to harangue Heather a bit, mostly because she wont listen and let Emily express herself.
Heather calls her rude, and Emily calls her cold and condescending, but honestly, theyre both right.
It seems like Heather thought Emily was bringing this up to somehow find fault with what Heather did.
But Emily also framed this wrong.
That had to be vulnerable for her, but then Heather went on the attack.
D-minuses across the board.
Oh God, woman.
Give it a rest.
Girl, to paraphrase NeNe Leakes, now why are you in this?
You have nothing to do with this.
Emily and Gina come in to announce theyre leaving, and Emily and Heather have some final words.
Alexis chimes in, But you kept going.
This is when Emily snaps.
I didnt ask you!
Shut the fuck up!
Emily yells at Alexis.
Youre not involved in this.
Shut the fuck up.
That blow lands and it lands hard.
Shut up, Alexis, Emily shouts on the way out the door.
Go fuck John some more, you fucking idiot.
Thank you for saying it, Emily.
Thank you for saying what were all thinking.
She and Gina got into their black SUV and headed home, silent at first.
Emily stared out the window, which was slightly ajar.
