The Real Housewives of Orange County
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Then, they go on two separate vacations.
Gina is such a girlboss.
I was on Jenns side on this one.
Vance in a Jennifer Convertibles.
Then, Emily says that she asked Jenn the time, and she said the watch didnt even work.
Just like Emily says, It tells me youre stupid.
(But Heather Dubrow was right: Dont yell at someone cause theyre dumb.)
And this Heather called the paparazzi nonsense is just the kind of petty fighting I like with my Housewives.
Its just like Lisa Vanderpump said, I never sold stories to RadarOnline.
She didntsellthem, she gave them away for free.
Lets be honest: That is the kind of housewife Heather has always played, and thats fine.
Thats part of the game.
If shes so sweet, why is she so scary?
Lets cut her a break with this one, but she didnt.
Tamra is a little too used to playing a dirty game and sees one wherever she looks.
Whats weird about this is how wrong Heather is playing it.
If she said, Yes, there were rumors about Terry cheating and us splitting up.
The kids heard about it and were upset, but its really not true.
We all know how the tabloids make up stuff up.
So, did I pose for pics with Terry to get Page Six off our backs?
Yeah, Shannon didnt want to make her mad except, um, to totally make her mad.
Emily then becomes passive-aggressive with Gina, not telling her what is wrong when something is very wrong.
I see where Emily is coming from.
I know these two are going to work it out.
For stirring up drama and then getting out of the way, I have to go with … That is a great car snack: no crumbs, no Cheetos dust, no lingering odor.
There isnt an outdoor picnic table?
They couldnt eat inside?
And why is Heather telling us their tacos are popular?
Why are they all talking about how much they liked it?
Is this like a stealth Lisa Barlow Wendys commercial?
What is even going on here?
Gina is like, Oh, my friend Elizabeth Vargas.
Yes, we all know.
We watch this show.
We know that she was the one in a cult who only lasted one season.
Cant the chyron be, like, Fired Housewife?
Just acknowledge that we know!
Can you believe it?
God, its so gross.
Shannon deserves hazard pay for this.
She says if Shannon doesnt stop lying on John, then hes going to release them.
This guy already sued her for the face-lift money he lent her.
Isnt that humiliating enough?
Telling everyone she got an enema stuck up her ass and he had to dig it out.
Anyway, as Jenn points out to Alexis, When do you stop the fight?
Youre on such a hell path.
It just all seems so base, so tawdry, so Teresa Giudice coded.
Anyway, Alexis says, Johnny is ready to talk.
Okay, then why isntheon the show?
And just what can be in those videos?
If its just Shannon drunk, well, we all know that.
Even if she is more wasted than all the girls during Bama Rush, we wouldnt be surprised.
Also, its gross to come on her show and hold her hostage.
God, this guy is grody.
WINNER: The rest of this season, because, girl, this is gonna begood.
