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Didnt think you were going to getRHONYreunion recaps, did you?
And why should you?
So, yes, here we are.
The reunion is both exactly what I was expecting and completely surprising at the same time.
She arrived in a $1,500 Balenciaga bathrobe (That she was going to return?
Are we sure shes not having money troubles?
Andy Cohen hasnt been this visibly aroused since he went to College Night atPieces.
Its flawless, its fashionable, and thank the Catholic Jesus for chic lesbians.
This is the best version of it, but weve seen it before.
Thankfully, she looked better thanks to her haircut.
No, wait, its a haircut and Botox.
It was a haircut, Botox, and fillers.
And dont forget the veneers.
Even her husband was like, Eh, whatever.
Ill see it whenQueens of Bravo posts it.
Now, with outfits out of the way, the air is tense as soon as the ladies arrive.
Brynn is going to check on Jessel in her dressing room and says she thinks everything is fine.
Jessel says, with an incredulity usually reserved for school children and vaccine skeptics, You think everythings fine?
Thats because Brynn hadnt watched the final episode before arriving that morning.
Okay, that seems like a dereliction of duty.
Does that mean she cant be on the show anymore?
Is she going to commute?
But Brynn starts crying and says that the first five weeks of filming both Sai and Erin tortured her.
However, this is going to be the problem with Brynn throughout the reunion.
Did you mishear her?
No, because she said it twice.
Its just like our Jessel to mix up her idioms when she gets upset.
Thats what is so crazy about this storyandthe women at the reunion.
Brynn, for the only time all night, doesnt have an answer to that question.
Brynns presence here is sort of wild.
Brynn shares her shame and difficulty dealing with it.
She talks about how she didnt want to come forward after it happened because its so hard to prove.
