The Real Housewives of New York City
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After the first season ofRHONY 2.0, I wasnt worried about what would happen in season two.
Well, it took only 13 episodes and I was finally right.
What took you ladies so long?
This moves on to them talking about Jessel in general and how much she has changed.
Oh yeah this feels like a gang-up on thefan favorite from season one.
Now, she wants to have photographers at all of her events, including her sons birthday party.
She wants to always be in glam and seems uninterested in hanging out if there wont be cameras around.
Erin says theyre upset about her level of openness and honesty.
Um, that is true of nearly everyone on this show.
Theyre worried about Jessel being open and honest?
Would Angie K. say its high-body-count hair?
But even if she could, as Jessel points out, how is this affecting Brynn?
Why does Brynn get to bring this up, and why now?
She cant, and she shouldnt, so the whole argument is stupid.
Like always, it seems as though Brynn is picking at scabs to see who bleeds.
She is totally right, too.
Then Erin starts shushing her and saying she doesnt want to talk to Jessel and shes a liar.
Anyway, through some reality-television alchemy, this somehow becomes Ubahs problem.
I think Brynns question is a valid one.
If Ubah isnt feeling well and doesnt want to eat, cant she ask for a ride home?
She means Ubah, but this is also true about her friend Erin.
Then Ubah, like the worlds fastest elevator, takes it to a whole different level.
She doesnt know how Brynn got on the show maybe she slept with someone.
Okay, is that subterranean oral?
It is the lowest of all the blows.
Ubah continues to get worked up about Brynn poking at her.
Dude, Erin is sittingright there!
You all know that I am her biggest hater, but even I was like,Um, Ubah.
Ixnay on the ancercay.
Yes, it is the truth, but its also not something you say to your friend.
Its also not the only metaphor she could have used.
That is how the saying goes, right?
Theres a little river of water, and she refuses to cross it.
She says that there is a dead pigeon in the water.
