The Real Housewives of New York City
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What is Erin Mew Mew Lichys problem?
Oh no, that is not a rhetorical question.
Why is she mad at Jenna?
Almost as baffling as throwing yourself aClueless-themed birthday party and not dressing in the iconic yellow plaid miniskirt outfit.
You know … (whispers) down there.
I will always make passes at boys wearing glasses.
I would happily go all the way to Vietnam and back just for a sandwich with that man.
He thinks its silly and a waste of money.
Its her birthday party.
It is her big day.
Let her change 20 times if she wants to.
I love how, at the party, Brynn says, Why are we doing outfit changes?
It seems like a production.
Can you imagine what kind of birthday brat Brynn was in her 20s?
I feel like she would have put the early seasons of Stassi Schroeder to shame.
Sorry, I wont be in at all during Q3 because its my birthday.
Youll get me the nine other months of the year.
I would look forward to the howls of the foxes.
I missed the noise of New York so muchthatswhat I was looking forward to.
Im not crying, youre crying!
When she asks Sai to say something, she cant even bring herself to.
Shes so racked with grief that she ends up just staring into the hole.
Hopefully, therapy can help with that.
Eventually Sufia, playing the reality-show producer, asks Sai what this tree is going to mean to her.
New life, she says, which is just enough.
Luckily, the tears are broken up, but Sufia wipes her ashy hands all over everyones clothes.
Um,bye, Ashy!
It was a completely incomprehensible garment.
Racquel saw it and said, Me.
I could wear it.
She seems fun, real, stylish, and like an excellent hang.
I also like Racquels reaction to Ubah, at least in her confessionals.
How long has she been sitting on that one?
This is also where Erin first airs her grievances with Jenna.
I dont understand how this makes Jenna fake.
I mean, what is even fake, at least in a Housewives context?
I could see how that is an annoying double standard, but fake?
JesselsCluelessparty is actually a great time.
Brynn and Sai slay so hard as Dionne.
She is going around suing everyone on the cast.
Im sorry, but Jenna is trying here, people.
She is dedicating herself to the bit, she is trying to have fun, she is bringing giggles.
Why cant the rest of the ladies learn a little bit from her?
At the party, Erin is saying that Jenna annoys the fuck out of me.
Because she didnt call you enough?
you’re free to be let down by Jennas behavior without her annoying the fuck out of you.
This behavior is why I can say that Erin was the meanest girl in her high school.
Her grievances are so juvenile.
My friendships are about an authentic connection, she says.
And what makes her think that they didnt have an authentic connection.
Brynn is also having issues with Jenna because she doesnt like that Jenna is getting close with Sai.
Jenna will take that note and proceed accordingly.
That is how real people do it.
They talk to their friends.
Jenna taps on her ancient cell phone about 20 times because she cant believe what shes hearing.
Surely there is a glitch.Can you hear me now?
Can you hear me now?Finally, Jenna goes to Erin and asks if shes okay.
Erin says, Im perfectly fine …
I just feel differently about us being friends.
Let me get this straight.
If shes so fine, why wont she shut up about it?
Erin keeps on saying that shes good, shes fine, she doesnt have a problem.
She is asking for grace but giving Jenna absolutely none of it.
But now that she knows, she will venture to do better.
Okay, so why isnt Erin mad atBrynn?
And if she is mad at Brynn, why is she taking it out on Jenna?
Again, I ask you: What is Erins problem?
I take it back.
If this is what her problems are going to be, Id rather just not know.
