The Real Housewives of New York City
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Everyone was holding things back, and they werent willing to be Housewives and really go there.
I wasnt sure who to blame.
Oh, and how can we forget about the myriad ridiculous pranks that no one asked for?
And, well, I try not to think about Becky Minkoff unless I really have to.
However, Ive come to a new conclusion.
It was Ubah all along.
The reason that no one is having fun is because every time they try, Ubah shuts it down.
Ubah is, in fact, destroying the show.
Because its not like the ladies are without beef.
That is what happens when you suppress things and put them under pressure.
Ubah says, But it was disgusting.
It was disgusting and it smelled.
Yeah, but in this instance, being herself was rude!
And it wasnt other voices telling Racquel that, but her own feelings.
Racquel took them to a real Puerto Rican beach, one that was her favorite since childhood.
As soon as Ubah arrives, she starts trashing it and throwing a temper tantrum.
Sorry, but that is rude, its unfounded, and its not nice to Ubahs supposed friend.
Thats why he was so careful with what he said but also went along with the game.
She storms off and talks about how wrong it is for Erin to do this to her husband.
Yeah, but itsErinshusband.
Everyone is fine with it.
Even if Ubah thinks its dumb, just let everyone have a little laugh.
Brynn is right: Ubah is where fun goes to die.
Where is thatGIF of the lady doing impossible mathwhen you need it.
And why is Erins behavior disrespectful to people who dont have husbands?
Copy and paste the math lady GIF again, yo.
), but she is a good sport.
Shes in on the joke.
She even goes so far as to have a go at style them so they look better.
Every minute, you find something to be mad at, Ubah yells.
Okay, that is a projection.
You know how I feel about Mx.
Okay, that is just below the belt.
Where is her big fat mansion?
Where are all of her Paris runway walks?
Where is her Russian oligarch and/or Super Bowlwinning husband?
Naomi and Gisele dont even know Ubahs name, shes not in the same league.
But she made me!
Now, shes getting yelled at by UbahandSai for not wanting to say anything.
Thats what I mean about it being Ubahs fault; all of the women feel trapped by her behavior.
